Chuck Norris doesn't use stock cubes


He just mashes baby chicks with his fists

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( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:14, archived)

I have been looking for a stock
with the right amount of Fuck You to suit my tastes.

Sold!
( Ubergeist is no longer Arkwright., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:16, archived)

i hear the secret ingredient
is dolphin sweat
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)

Feathers included . . . no doubt . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:18, archived)