The essential 'macho' product..

Edit: Sorted.

From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:57, archived)

woo

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

Actually, I've goofed here I think, await an edit...
I'm not sure it works this way around, thinking about it
/gets very confused at this time of an evening.
Right. Fixed now
( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

i thought you might have
those numbers are wrong, that's actual size and any man will tell you that's ten inches
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

I was thinking cock-specific inches
Because it was mentioned earlier... But that'd be the other way... *scratches head*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

It works now
*phew*
( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)

That's how
I interpreted it. Either that or non-Imperial European men are arses.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)

Depends if you think in metric.
I think inches is the SI unit for cockage, though.
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)

I think it works now on the edit...
/thinking 6" in reality is really 12", meaning that 30cm would equal 24"
//Not me, obviously

///Bloody hell. Why didn't I just stick to shopping magenta cocks
( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)

heheheh

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:10, archived)

remind me never to get you to draw any plans for an extension

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)

Plus,
the numbers read from the opposite direction on the other side of a ruler...
(dxg, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)

yes, I know this, but for the purposes of the gag, it'll do

( The Great Architect, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)

It's not
In Europe we use cm. 21cm is alright.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)

*waits for*
Star Trek animation.

pfft estimation
( MadCatMan s' little black cat is still missing., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

I might be retarded
But I don't get it. At all :( Except that the inches don't match the centimetres *shrug*
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

its a conversion to shoe sizes i believe

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

You know what they say
about blokes with big shoes...
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)

they have trouble buying shoes and wear big socks?

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)

That'll do, pig

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)

baking powder?

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)

Hahaha

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

Hehehehehe

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 20:59, archived)

OK so I read that as Shatner resistant...
is it sleeping tiem yet?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:00, archived)

Heh, mindpiss

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)

subtle
i like

(obviously no use to myself, obviously)
( BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

What am I missing?

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

two front teeth?
*punch* loffle :p
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:02, archived)

Why I oughtta..!

( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)

But is it Shatner Resistant?

( Quijibo Esq. BSc. Stop ITV! http://dontruinthecrystalmaze.com, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:01, archived)

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

well, it ain't shatner's bassoon

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:03, archived)

it's a made up drug

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)

i'm made up if i get drugs :)

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)

I think
I made one of those once.

Errrm, on b3ta. Not in reallife.

EDIT: And woo! How rude of me!
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:04, archived)

that's better ;)

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)

cheers.
/still searching for my pills
( The Great Architect, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)

Dried frog pills?

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:12, archived)

Hahahaha
Clever.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)

RIS
RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS RIS.
( Jimbotfu is fisting your ear, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)