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From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)

hahaha

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)

LIKE GREASEPROOF PAPER.

( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)

Hahaha
*remembers first school*
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

I can remember thinking something like
"wtf is this? It doesnt help at all it just smears it everywhere"
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

Yes
I always worried when we got the slightly brown tracing paper in Art:P
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)

Pffft.

( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

How strange
That was just the noise we heard from the supply cupboard before the teacher came in with the paper!
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)

Oh god no.
You could probably make a fallout shelter out of that stuff.
( stereo_world has decided not to eat your photograph., Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

Im pretty sure you couldnt design a better waterproof material
it just didnt absorb a drop.
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

IZAL
very popular with the elderly for some reason


( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

Reminds them of the war.

( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

that's the stuff!
*holds up loo roll cross*
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)

Hahaha I don't think it was Izal
but Granny RG used to the ise a box one from a porcelain wall dispenser.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

hehehe
like that tracing paper stuff I remember from school loos that redistributes rather than wipes....
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

Were you a brownback or a brownbollocker?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

What you had to do was place a strip over the area
then use a pinching motion with the fingers and thumb working from both sides and meeting in the middle.

IT TOOK ME GODDAMN 3 YEARS OF SMEARING TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

Now that's a top
tip if ever I heard one
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

It is my one and only achievement that I can genuinely say has improved my quality of life.

( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)

haha
a little bit of both, I think. What an unpleasant memory. Ta!
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)

This
except I like remember it. It was terrible stuff. Who on God's green Earth thought that was suitable for wiping bums?!
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)

Thatcher
I blame her for this and the milk business.
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

*sobs*

( WormuIus Handsome, Gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)

Surely rough tough men use Izal toilet paper
100% non absorbant, made of greeseproof paper, useless as a hygiene product.
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)

mind my pissage
b3ta.com/board/8910365
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

SINGLE PLY!
why of why is there still single ply?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

the risk of tearing
adds a delightful frission of danger.
( enceladus, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)