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( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)

I wouldn't sully my arse
With THAT
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:21, archived)

merci...
but i want my arse CLEAN
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)

Keira body double == 13 year old boy

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)

either way
i would
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

did you just say you'd
do a 13 year old boy?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)

hi!
grab a sense of humour and sit down
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

not a boy at that age -
is a man with bald bollox!
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:35, archived)

surely
it should be Natalie Portman since she was her body double
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:24, archived)

Natalie Portman is a 13 year old boy AICMFP

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:30, archived)

Jewish too
so cleaner down there
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)

Is that a fact?

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:36, archived)

that Jews are cleaner or that she's Jewish?
apparently the reason every bloke in america is circumsised is for cleanliness, and not in case the Jews or Muslims come to power
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:39, archived)

So you're saying Natalie is circumsised?

Hahaha never mind
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:49, archived)

lets not go there
don't fancy ending up in court
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:56, archived)

Keira gives me the horn
A little A cup is fine.
Just means in a few years they wont be round her kness. Planning for tomorrow, thats me.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)

Yes but worringly only in Bend It Like Beckham.

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

she was 18 back then.
Yeap works for me.
(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:40, archived)

I don't mind small titties either.
The girls think I'm so sensitive and sweet for saying that.

"NOW SHAVE YOUR HAIRY MINGE IT DISGUSTS ME"
( Mr Gear the gay-maker, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)

Hahahaha
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR YEARS WHY AM I SINGLE?
( We are the lemon Boycott shampoo, Demand real poo, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:28, archived)