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( littlefish is at the cutting edge..... ow!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)

If it were a real man it'd be 12"

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:22, archived)

it's made in japan...
...i'm sure it's no longer than 2".
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

It's what you do with it
that counts.
( littlefish is at the cutting edge..... ow!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

Real Men are only 12" high?
no wonder I keep missing them! I should set my sights lower ;)
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)

Unless you have a 6" pianist.

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:29, archived)

Do they also play with their organ?

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:31, archived)

No
THe keys are far too big for me.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)

NSFW!!!!!
Pianist
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)

Pffft!

/Grade 5 blog
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)

haha
what a cockhead
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)

There's just one more thing...
[Nobody has ever complained about this being NSFW, but I've linked it just in case]
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:47, archived)

this would be ace if everytime he came close to solving a mystery

loads of jizz would shoot from his head

and then the perp would try to flee but slip over

nurse can you take me back to my room now please
( Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:56, archived)

it I
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)

Damn you for measuring me up at the last b3ta bash!

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)

Hehehe, that sounds quite spectacularly wrong.

( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)

OK then....
Let me throw it to you.
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:27, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeearll
I'm the only human allow to wonder round the python house at London Zoo nekkid.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)

Nah...
I'm sure Jahled must've....I know I would
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:33, archived)

Naa
I'm the only person who he's mistakenly photocraghed for Reptile Weekly.
Which is strange as my cock is tiny!
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:35, archived)

You never know....
:P
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:41, archived)

That's not my newt!

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 18:43, archived)