( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)

I always suspected that about Bond.
Too Alpha Male by half if you ask me...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)

I tend to assume he's wearing ladies
underwear... and that he bullies other guys into slapping his junk about.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Did he not get
his junk slapped around in the previous bond?
It was so memorable I have kind of forgotten.
I've never been a bond fan. ( apart from in the olden days when bond was proper )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

...and when all this was fields

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

I am in complete agreement with you

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

ewww....
I didn't need that image in my mind....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

*replaces it with an image of beavers in a stream, wearing pink bras and rubbing their shit-ridden arseholses against spiny trees*

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

Spiny Trees?
wasn't he a 1930's Jazz Trumpeter?
( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

No, you're thinking of Deaf-Boy Smedley.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

You are a bad mediocre.
No dinner for you - go to your room!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

HARDER
SQUEEZE THEM HARDER - good good - now stamp on it!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

Stop that.
Right now.

*shudders*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)

COR LUMMIE!

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

pfft
I saw that film last night. I was just a series of chase sequences linked by a few fights. The plot barely got a look in.
(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)

if you haven't seen Iron Man yet
you should - it is good.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

i saw Fracture
last week. good movie
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

good - I was going to see that - now I will
:)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)

Is that the Anthony Hopkins one?
I thought that was a pretty good filum, ashually.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

it is.

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

yes, a great film that!

( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)

I saw it last week.
I didn't realise there was a plot trying to look in.

Or any comedy.

Or any decent bad guys.

Or any coolness.

Or any chase/fight scenes that were possible to follow. I have no idea how the fight scenes ended, it just seemed that the baddies kept fucking up of their own accord.

One of the shittest Bonds, in my opinion.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)

and I tend to think Bond films are poor anyway
... so you've just successfully put me off thinking of going to see it at the flicks...

they're just bloody car and watch adverts now anyway
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

yes.
quantum of solace does manage to lack substance on a greater scale than any of the other Bond movies. Which is quite a spectacular feat.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)

even the man with the Golden Gun?
*shudders*
( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)

Thunderball was the best for me.
but only because I have memories of my dad taking me to see it in the mid 70's when it got a re-run at our local flicks. The only other film my dad took me to see was Bambi.
So Thunderball may or may not have been any good but it was a rare occasion when my dad was not at sea so I recall it as good. ( It was good, I know, it had Connery in it )
( Pasanonic so I compo anything with words, right?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)

it's a sadly underatted Bond is Thunderball
on the back of Goldfinger, it's easy to understand why.
I'll even forgive Diamonds are Forever because it had Connery and Charles Gray in it, in
an otherwise feeble plot
( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)

yes, even that.
be very afraid.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

damn, was looking forward to it - bah!
hoped it'd be a nice continuation of CR in style and substance
( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

I was just expecting a lot more, I think.
I thought Casino Royale was quite good, decent twists, and entertaining. I thought Quantum of Solace would be an attempt at being even better.

The action scenes appear to be shot by an ex-NYPD Blue cameraman, on a horse with Parkinson's.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

oh shit, it's another bourne sequel

( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:46, archived)

It's not bad.
If you're a hummingbird.



This may not make any sense. I simply meant that key parts of the scene may or may not be visible for a millisecond or so, which means that if you blink, the scene is over, and you're never quite sure how he won the fight, you just know he did.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)

I prefer the ones with the terrible puns
like in tomorrow never dies (i think its that one anyway, in korea)
Where he jumps and grabs a bell,
And says "saved by the bell" when he drops down.
Thats bond!
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)

Die Another Day
/bond geek

TND did have the awesome 'You always were a cunning linguist' gag though...
( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

Oh yes it was, I remember now, it was on itv2 the other week,
Pierce was a real bond.
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

Goldeneye
was the last great Bond film. Perhaps only for the dam bungee jump at he beginning, but that bit rules.
(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)

^this
exactly. there was a lack of humour, coolness or cheekiness in this one. Casino Royale was much more enjoyable.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)

I thought that too

(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)

you know, if you changed 'advert' to 'product'
you could line up the two 0's and make the 7/gun logo part of the 'h' for here.
:)
( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

*squints*
nah - can't see it meself.

*pokes with stick*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)

I'll 'shop it then to show you
'ow do, fella
( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

alreet, guv.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)

ah
I was racking my brain to think how I could incorporate the 0s. I was trying to make it like those adverts for adverts that you get on the back of train tickets though.
(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

mind if I have a go?

( The Great Architect, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)

Go for it.
I have to go out though so I wont see it until later.
(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:42, archived)

DON'T GO OUT THERE!
there are people!
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)

D:
OH NOES!

*scareds*

Srsly tho, I'm late already. L8az dOOdz
(Barry Shitpeas Who were Ian Paisley's favourite Krautrock band?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:50, archived)

Not sure about this one, guv.

( Barbarossa survived today's apple relatively unscathed. Woo!, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)

This
this * 1000000
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)

(\/\/0R/\/\\/L\/S Handsome, gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)

Hahahahahhahahahahahahha

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)

Only Quantum for me?

(Q4nobody.co.uk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)

wow!
this is really well shopped!

woo! and yay!
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)

Woo
Lol
(cenaris Has his time taken up with the new kitty, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)

i knew it

( Zhmei 59 Months..., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)

NO NO NO STOP GETTING BOND WRONG

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)

BNOD?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)

STOP GETTING BOD WRONG

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)