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(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:16, archived)

eee,that's reet gradely

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:17, archived)

i thought the top
was some kind of reference to brittany, but that makes more sense
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:20, archived)

holy shit,did this just get bigger
or did i just get closer to the screen
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:27, archived)

let me explain to you about penises growing larger

( mr horrible, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

small or far away?

( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

I do my best to stay far away

( mr horrible, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

ah,ted,i'm still not getting it

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

You didn't fully understand what he said

( mr horrible, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8928554
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)

Ted! I wanna be a priest again!

( Spider Riviera Updated, yet still unaware., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)

it got bigger
;)
(sarah90 >you, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:28, archived)

Are you on the hoy?
well? If so think you just fell over.
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:29, archived)

i have literally no idea what you mean

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

You didn't fully understand what he said

( mr horrible, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

THAT'S what i meant :D

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

got bigger,
but it's still only 5kb
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:30, archived)

maybe it had just grow

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:32, archived)

hahaha

( mr horrible, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)

i'll be your dog
*kia-oras*
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)

That reminds me of the first pic I ever made for b3ta!
Memories....
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)

the first pic i ever made
was inspired by a birthday card i got from my brother
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

THIEF!
;D

But we shouldn't have expected more from you as a scouser ;D
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:41, archived)

calm down calm down
there's two of us here bud!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)

scouser? thief??
why, sir, i'll have you know that liverpudlians are the most civil, law-abiding people you could ever hope to meet!
it's just that those fuckers from kirkby give us a bad name ;)
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)

Haha.
We used to have our other shipyard in Bidston over the water. you can't pull the wool over my eyes. I know it's more than Kirkby ;)

I remember actually being scared in Childwall ;)
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)

what?
Scared in Childwall? It's the second fucking poshest part of Liverpool, I should know, I live there and all the cunts here think they're fucking posh.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)

haha. I know. I'm your stalker.
I lied. I've never been scared in Britain, well not outside of the bedroom and even then I've taken enough drugs to keep the fear at bay.
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)

I wondered
what was going on with that big skinhead at the top of my road every time i leave the house

you snapped my chain didn't you you cunt
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

to be honest
i won't set foot in childwall, i got hit over the head with a bottle there a few years back. some bloke walked out of a pub, decided not to bin his empty bottle of bud but to bean me over the melon with it instead. i was just standing there, i never even spoke to him!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:56, archived)

which pub?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:58, archived)

buggered if i can remember
i was waiting for my mate to pick me up. last time i ever go home with someone who lives more than 5 miles away from me.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:01, archived)

fair enough
unlikely to have been any of the three pubs near me, but there are a few slightly rougher not too far away.

still only surpassed by woolton for its poshness and pretention
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:08, archived)

heheh
i'm in the slightly posher end of seaforth, about 5 minutes away from crosby. now THAT'S posh!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:15, archived)

was probably up your way
t'other week when i went for a ride then

got to the end of the bike path at crosby beach and turned round.

my mam was born in crosby and thinks she's posh
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:41, archived)

kinky :P
how's it smash?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:40, archived)

always!
*brandishes handcuffs*
i'm fine, just very itchy.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)

well take the sackcloth off
and put some normal clothes on.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)

sorry, i don't do normal
will the pvc halterneck do?
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:59, archived)

whatever stops you being itchy
that might suffocate the fleas :D
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:00, archived)

good point
i think the little fuckers have got to my bed, i'm going to dig out the old "babysitter's friend" plastic sheet, that might suffocate them.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:05, archived)

nice
i managed to pick up lice at a gig a few years ago. didn't notice them until i started wondering what was biting my arms every night, and found a few carcasses in my sheets.

not had any problems since thank fuck.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:13, archived)

if the sheet doesn't work
i'm going to make my sister pay to get the place fumigated. it's her fucking cat!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 1:23, archived)

this amuses me

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)

hello!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

hello, mr. bacon humper!
how do?
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)

very,very tired.need to be up in five hours.
won't be.
and you?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)

itchy.
i got rid of my feline lodger last week, but it seems that, before she left, she picked up a few lodgers of her own.
FLEAS: THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)

haha..och i the noo jimmy
oriental orifice yay
( E Dubya, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 0:44, archived)