Sorry, Great Architect, but I saw yours and I couldn't resist. And by "yours" I mean your post.


From the Macho Products challenge. See all 345 entries (closed)

(Dull S. Dishwater, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

i need a longer one please

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

can someone de-ris me please

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

penis

( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

I saw Archie's one
for making your cock seem bigger
But I don't get this one, why remove numbers?
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

because if you're a macho,
you will not have less than that.
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

ahh

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

I can only assume true macho people don't need the shorter measurements...?

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

That was the idea.
I'm glad you figured that out.
(Dull S. Dishwater, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

*claims prize*

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:59, archived)

thanks for tagging it too ;)

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

but really macho men
work in inches, not centimetres!

how many times have you gone up to a woman and said "hey baby, do you want to see my 25cms?"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:02, archived)

three
but one of them was just for a laugh
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

Nope. Not a scooby.

( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

?

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

Coming up short . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

But why are the inches half their standard length?
Wouldn't a REAL man not need to construct lies concerning his inchage?
( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:11, archived)

they're not even half their standard length

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

i object to being overuled on this one

( E Dubya, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)

If they were matcho
Why would they need to measure them selves?
( spaceage, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)