BAN THIS SICK FILTH


From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(moistness, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)

hahahahaha!
clever
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)

Cracking
Laughoutloudly cracking
( bachgammon has an unshakable alibi for, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

you bastard!i'm working on this!

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)

nice
The Daily Mail makes me want to take a shit just so i can use it as toilet paper
(Shinigawa thinks everything is just one big joke, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

Yay! My favourite headline!

( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)

wasn't it actually the express that used it first?
i'll check.
and have my other mail pearoats while i'm at it

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)

Might have been, I dunno. It's just that it is a perfect example of Universal Headline Language.
Immediately understandable, yet content-free.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)

i can't quite track it down for sure using internets
but it was a real headline, either in the mirror or express

i think it's either from around the release of the first manhunt game in around 2003-4,
or it's really old and was used to call for the ban of child's play 3 after the jamie bulger killing
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)

The Manhunt one was
"BAN THESE EVIL GAMES", and was in the Mail, if my memory serves correctly.
(greem, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)

belly pfft

( E Dubya, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)

Haha, nice.

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

better than mine

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)

postman dailey?

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)

did that used to say mostpan or am I going insane?

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

yes it did
i typed spoonerims - sorry
edit : i normally write "edit :" but i forgot - double oops!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)

Dustpan Mat

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)

sospan fach
/welsh blog
(Bluntphilly Eat your heart out Huge Furry-Whipping-Stool, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:54, archived)

Bloody typical!!
Coming over here taking our jobs!!!
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)

BIN THIS SACK FILTH!

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)

hahaha
loving the recursion
( The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)

hahahaha
love it
(outofkey "iaaaaan! your mum's on the phone!", Wed 12 Nov 2008, 23:51, archived)

Bastard
DId this one when the Daily Mail generator was posted but lost interest and couldn't be bothered to put it up.

That'll learn me
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)