Fuck the Daily Mail...


From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)

stamp on your bollocks

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

And spit on them and call me scum!
:D
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

Mmmmm
Barrowman.
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)

shittest super hero ever
"... don't worry - I can carry many things in my barrow of power!!.. . oh - that's too many"
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

His actual surname is Belushi
but that was taken so that actors guild thingie said he needed a new name. So he named himself John Barrowman after his favourite sexual position.
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

Such a shame
He would have gone far as John Doggy.
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

His entrance music would have been "how much is that doggie in the window"
TV Gold.
( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

Brown
(dunno)
Diesel
Stipe
Travolta
(dunno)
Cruise
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

Enrique Iglesias
ricky martin
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

does he have a latin celebrity filter do you think?
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

he just clicks the pics in his browser
but never reads the text xD

dirty fecker
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

What text?
edit: Ohhhhh, I just got it. :¬/
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

Enrique Inglesias

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)

Wrong!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrique_Iglesias
( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)

I dont know who some of them are.

(waxdart gave up standup today,, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)

!!!!
omg gays!

*tells*
( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

DERRIN BROWN IS GAY?
Well, I wonder if he saw that coming?
(Octo , Oh Pointy Birds, oh pointy pointy, anoint thee, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

if he comes i fucking will!
/bo selecta blog
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

Well that wasn't really my point, but yes, yes he is.
www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-7459.html
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)

Bum the witch!

( Joliet has a bun in the oven. Gas Mark 1 for 9 months, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)

Makes a whole week . . . and kinda visa versa . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)

Tom Cruise is not Ga.... no wait....
nevermind.
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)

those nubile young boys are his assistants
aren't they?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)

Of course they are
and the fact that Tom is only as high as their waist is pure coincidence!
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)

his ASSistants
and if you don't mind, I'm about to eat a walnut whip

:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)

Do you eat the nuts first,
or bite the bottom and lick out the white stuff?
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)

I swallowed it whole
because I'm gifted :)
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)

*offers phone number*

( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)

not at all.
but it does appear he has no issue with Katie turning into a bloke.

worldofwonder.net/images4/whoarewe102108.jpg
( Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)