He's going to turn Carling into Hogardeen

( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)

Jeez, that's a trick I'd pay good money to learn.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)