Clanger is confused and frightened


From the Oliver Postgate challenge. See all 136 entries (closed)

( Puromycin will be toilet-trained on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)

A sharp looking butt plug or an old man with extreme haemorrhoids
tough choice
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)

hahaha
Buttplugs
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cUhtv2XOolU
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

Wow. That had me in stitches.

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

BUTTPLUG

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:04, archived)

YES THANK YOU

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:05, archived)

Buttplug?

( The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

that should have ended with him
saying that he might have got the wrong number.
( Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

Hahah yes!
err that is the vets right??
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:15, archived)

either way, what fun

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:02, archived)

Could use the butt plug to push them back in
or drain them dry if it's sharp enough
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)

dull is better
it'll take longer
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:09, archived)

As soon as you push a bit in, the bit at the opposite end pushes out with squelchy goodness
just like intestines

/is really enjoying first aid
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:12, archived)

intestines are awesome
i've had some of mine removed, they're in a bin in hull.
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:18, archived)

He looks pretty happy from here . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:06, archived)

Compost

( QuantumSheep, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)

Strapping !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:53, archived)

I hadent put noggin the nog
in the same relm as bagpuss until I saw this
( Jamnog and then, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 23:39, archived)