so that's why she took such good care of him....

cfb

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( thiswasmyclone, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)

pffft...
Emily used to creep the fuck out of me

But I think the 80s look suits her
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)

Haha
This cheers me up. I'm having an awful day at work. My boss just ranted at me for 'not being creative' because I'd spent a hour hand-drawing a logo in illustrator, rather than using the clip-art he'd suggested I use. GRAGH!
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)

That's why he's the boss
he's allowed to do things like that
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)

Goosfrabbah, little scary.
*sends mental hugs*



*by that I mean hugs via thought, not hugs that involve nutting you, then screaming that I'm the real Kate Bush and my knickers cause forest fires in Tibet*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)

Hehehe, that made me giggle
Ta Cap'n
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)

Shoot him, through the lungs.
/Good Solid Management Interaction Advice Blog
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)

uh?
what a muppet... why do stupid people always seem to climb the corporate ladder faster than people who actually know what they're talking about.

My old mananger was made manager of a DTP department, but had to go on a training course to learn how to use Quark...(!)
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)

My manager insisted I use Quark to design a logo, not illustrator
I hve to literally argue every point of design with him, the cunting fucktard.
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)

He really sounds like someone that has no idea about graphics and DTP and that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

He doesn't
He's not a designer, this company is more like a hobby for him, so he can swagger about and claim to be a director.
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)

I love receiving design advice from people that don't know what they're doing.
My boss once sent me a jpg as an attachment and asked me to put a link on it and send it back.

I laughed and laughed and laughed. AT HIS FACE.
( An Eagle in Your Mind Awkward Juice. Or something. I don't fucking know., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)

I take malicious glee in telling my boss
how 'out of date' his design ideas are. Subtly, but every time i can tell it annoys him. :D
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)

sorry to hear you're boss is silly
but I'm glad it cheered you up a bit :)
( thiswasmyclone, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

Piccy is woo
woo to you sir!
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

erm
your boss tells you off using transparent falsehoods when you have a better idea than him. Get a different job.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)

nicely! - also seems an apt place to put this...

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)

Oh noes!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)

we will mend him
we will fix him
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)

..
www.b3ta.com/board/9007677
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)

*blub*
like a girl
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)

Nooooooooooo!
But I didn't like Professor Yaffle. He was too stern for me.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)

Woo!

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)