god bless jeremy kyle

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)

Indeed.




found the right pic..at last..
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)

who is he?
he looks familiar
( mictoboy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)

Jeremy Kylie

( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)

i'm still none the wiser
and am i the only one who doesn't fancy kylie?
( mictoboy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)

no

( Rebel biscuit This machine kills wasps, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)

don't misunderstand me
i wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps

but i wouldn't climb over anyone to get to her
( mictoboy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:19, archived)

shes nothing fantastic
her gob's too big...still would though
( Rebel biscuit This machine kills wasps, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)

No.
I have never understood why so many people - male and female - think she's attractive.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)

He does the "my chavvy sister slept with my chavvy dad" type of Springer show
on daytime telly.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)

ah
i have a job, that explains it
( mictoboy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)

I have a job,
but I work shifts, which involves weekdays off.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)

then i am jealous
i really don't like very much about my job.
the people are lovely, but that's about it.

christ, i've just reviewed my contribution to b3ta over the past few minutes. i appear to be being a curmudgeonly old arse

sorry everyone!
( mictoboy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)

No.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)

i just tried to look at your myspace page, but it is private
so i'm just going to assume it's full of porn
( mictoboy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)

haha no.
it's got sod all on it, i just get sick of people trying to add because i might like their shit band
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)

if i may enquire
what is myspace for?
( mictoboy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)

I can't think of another use for it
can anyone?
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)

'another' implies
that you can think of one
( mictoboy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)

god knows.
but not for being harassed by people's shit bands.
good for bands i like and add of my own free will.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)

and then what?

( mictoboy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)

keeping in touch with the odd person.
and for being nosey.
( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)

But there are plenty of odd peolpe on b3ta!
more than enough.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:15, archived)

mine seems to be a portal to make friends with imaginary people made up by people who may or may not be imaginary themselves...
in summary - i dunno :(
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:22, archived)

hahaha
it's fucking freezing out
(pun that you northern cunt!)
( mictoboy, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:25, archived)

I get a fair bit of work through mine
plus I use it as a place to dump images and animations.

Its a bit nicer looking than YouTube and is quicker to deal with than my actual website
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:27, archived)

i put porn on mine to solve that problem

( Rebel biscuit This machine kills wasps, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:17, archived)

I've seen it.
Unfortunately is isn't.
( Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)

nite nite b3ta
I go sleep now

to dream of kittens and shit
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:13, archived)

ZZzzitzzZZ

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:14, archived)

Goodnight mister Disco

( mofaha sitting quietly, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:31, archived)

night night

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)

What happened to him ?

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:16, archived)

Strange coincidence here.
I was looking at an old school-friend's facebook yesterday. There's a black-and-white school photo of him at age 15 or so, and I now realize he looked exactly like Ian Brady.
( mofaha sitting quietly, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:28, archived)

is your friend ian brady?

( KittyVomit These boots are made for walking, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 22:36, archived)

Ah...
...perfect post for this

( Undercovercarrot got done for gross misconduct on..., Sun 14 Dec 2008, 23:17, archived)