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[challenge entry] made this a few years back, but in the circumstances
it seems fitting & poignant:



From the Oliver Postgate challenge. See all 136 entries (closed)

(josimarX, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Haha what?

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Ah yes,
a queefing pussy. The perfect tribute to the greatest childrens television creator of all time.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:38, archived)
# 'Lo Red!

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Eh up rapey!
How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# That was a shit fast reply, again!
Yeah i'm good, just won £20 in a couple hands of poker, pretty good as i came in with £4.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Sweet!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# You?

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Not too bad.
I was off to bed an hour ago, but then my best mate rang me trying to convince me to move up to Dunfermline. I told him I would only do it if he let me boff his wife at least 3 times a week. He said no, even though I promised to only do it while he was at work, and make sure he would never catch us.

Selfish cunt! I used to share my lego with him....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I say two things:
1. People use more onomaetopaeia (don't care about spelling don't bother) to mean sex.

2. You thunk her anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Well she did say to me on the phone,
that if I get a really good job, she will leave him for me,
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Haha, is she boomable?
Or is she a bit of a glurp.


More nonsense words please!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Well I would snockle her moncurs!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hu-hoh!
You plorbilgy old snarp!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Oh well winkleberries to you
and your family you darminkle!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:59, archived)
# >:(
Horblog!

I'm off for sleepies.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 23:03, archived)
# *unlurks*
Hahaha, I used to work in Dunfermline a lot. Don't do it!
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# O Rly?
Is there a place called Kelty is it? I think that is where my friend is. Do you know it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Ha, yes.
I used to work there also. Not been there for a few years, so it may have changed a lot, but... the word "shitheap" springs to mind. No offence to your friend, or anything...
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Don't worry, be as offensive as you like. He is an idiot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:58, archived)
# this has got nothing to do with He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Pfft!
I suppose, nor Gummy Bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:42, archived)
# indeed.
bagpuss was alright when I was a wee lad, but it doesn't compare to He-Man, Gummi Bears, or indeed Thundercats. In fact, I doubt the clangers or bagpuss were even in my top ten as a kid. Maybe 26 is too young for being all "bagpuss was fucking genius".
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Well I dunno.
Bagpuss wasn't my favourite thing growing up, but having seen it again over the last couple of years, along with The Clangers, it was extremely clever, yet simple and basic. There is a charm to them that none of the others listed had in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I was thinking this,
if you replace He-Man with 'The' and and the masters of the universe with 'Treacle People'.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# SHOE PEOPLE!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=t7bcl0gwRdA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I remember shoe people.
I hated it because my sister liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# I tried to download Shoe People off Limewire a while back.
I got nothing but porn.
(I helped save b3ta! JackAction, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Awww!
Well youtube seems to have a lot of the episodes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! @thehittvshow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Huzzah for Youtube!
I honestly don't know where we'd be without it.
(I helped save b3ta! JackAction, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Scooby Doo is gonna fuck that.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:39, archived)
# pfft
oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon drbroon.co.uk, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Yeah....
would
(Fidoh, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Saggy old cloth cat

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Coconut Urine Needs Tuning
Edit: Is it bad taste to use Bagpuss christmas tags on presents this year?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Depends who you're sending them to, the man who presents Bargain Hunt is the only person it wouldn't be bad taste use them for.

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:47, archived)
# why's that?

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Because anyone else will send you back a nail bomb for being such a soppy arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Well I'll inform my Mother she's going to recieve a couple of Nail Bombs then.

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:56, archived)
# needs more boobs
man i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Throw up an image . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Saggy old cloth cunt

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 22:50, archived)
# 0_o
Man, that would be the number one selling toy for Xmas! BagPussy.
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings blah blah Asparagus blah blah Rectum blah blah, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 11:23, archived)