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( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)

If I had one of these,
I could plug my computer in and reply to your post!
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

Hang on, but how did you ...
Oooohhhh!

Hah!

I see what you did there!
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Buys eleventy

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:36, archived)

you can now chain them up
and plug something in two hundred and seventy fivety cm's away.

think of the carnage you could induce.
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Hahaha
Congrats on the FP by the way ;)
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

ha ha
yes - I hadn't noticed that

congratumalations indeed
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:38, archived)

the government should give you money to make these things
that would be a workable solution to the recession...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:37, archived)

I have one of those wonderful ideas I wish I could take onto Dragon's Den
sadly, I'm too embarassed by the product idea to apply.
It'd make a fortune
( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

Is it a Deborah Meaden sized liquifier?

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

Sadly no, but if you'll give me 20% of the company, I'm in

( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

Tell the internet!
(or just me)

Edit: and confused gender Barbara
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

I'm not confused about gender!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

Are you NOT a bloke Barbara?

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Well, yes...
but it doesn't confuse me, as such
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

I believe in you
in the Disney sense... have faith in yourself and anything is possible.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

I bet it isn't as good as mine.

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Seasons 2 & 3 winging their way to you shortly, btw fella :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Top banana :D
Have you got them from me yet?
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

not yet fella, but I'm sure they'll turn up soon enough

( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

Shitty Royal Mail :(

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

I'm having one of those shitty
'so insecure about everything I'm even pissing myself off' days :(

In conclusion: Answer my message up there you cad
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

*hugs*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

Don't worry
I'll probably just bugger off in a minute ;)

...once I get my damn answer!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

*scarpers*

( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

hahah, no, it's my ticket to fortunes!
/if I can ever get it sorted
( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Mate, I'm not going to go stealing an idea
I'm just one of those curious people who enjoys hearing what other people come up with.

In other news, g'night b3ta, catch you laters.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

g'night Jess, have a good one :)
/If I do ever get round to doing it, I promise you the first one as a free sample.
( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

we won't mock you, promise.
TELL US.
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

Archie has stopped giving out his ideas :(

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)

hahaha, yes....
T-Immobile indeed
( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

I'll tell you what I want someone to invent...
A Universal Recharging Box.

Basically, you put in overnight anything that needs recharging, and when you wake up in the morning they are all fully charged and ready for the day.
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:52, archived)

Well it may be the case sooner than you think!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WiTricity
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Superb!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

I was reading about it yesterday,
and it sounds amazing.

Basically, they reckon that one day, in the not too distant future, you would be able to buy a plug in desk, that charges anything you put on it automatically! Wooooooooo!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

WELL THAT'S WHAT I WANT!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

Well obviously
it doesn't involve fisting :)

How are you mate
( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:49, archived)

hahaha, you never know actually
I'm fine and dandy fella, hope you are too :)
( The Great Architect, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

i sell 1/2 m ones...
really useful...
CAN IT BE MILKED?
www.pown.it/2720
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
www.pown.it/2716
( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)

yays!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

goes on a bit doesn't it
but it's got a good beat

*shuffles slippers*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

You have no chance to survive make your time!

( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:50, archived)

meh - I got better

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

*buys one hundred*
*plugs in to each other*

*asplodes*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

the fuse is gone in one of them
but which one....?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:43, archived)

this one?
no, this one. no, this one. No... this one. NO. THIS ONE. NOOO. THIIIS OOONE...

*dissolves into gibbering nonsense wreck*
( i_yam_bucket declares a thumb war., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

*plugs the first one into the wall*
ooooooooooooh - that was the problem - it wasn't plugged in!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

Ha ha, you silly.

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)

hold on can I repost this?


no? oh well.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:45, archived)

they see me rolling...

( SkUG HAS BOUGHT A HOUSE - WOO YEAH!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

GMOSAUR!

( GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

I have seen this before but will never tire of it.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:47, archived)

Yes.

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

I am liking this.

( namdrah On /board no-one can hear you groan., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

I almost forgot how much I laughed the first time I saw this
Thanks for reminding me!
*clicks*
(tarbin tarbis, tarbit, tarbamus, tarbimus, tarbant, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)

*clickety*

( Wicca'd Witch - at the back with the glitter and safety scissors, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:17, archived)

The thing is
I regularly find myself in need of one of these.

In fact, most times I buy a new electrical itim.
( A Vagabond , proving all the poets wrong, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:42, archived)

If you get a few wet pieces of string,
wrap them round the prongs of the plug and then push them into the wall socket, you should be fine.
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Ph.D., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:46, archived)

Do you have any 27cm ones?

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:48, archived)

I only need a 10cm one.
Do you have a 10cm one?
( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

I recognise a groomer when I see one!


Yes

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)