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[challenge entry] Might as well build 'em to match the way they're interpreted...


To be interpreted as follows:

Green: Go for it!!!
Amber / Red: Get your eyes checked, soon...

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Haha!
Yes, so so true. Nice Lurkage btw......
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
cyclevision
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# *clickification*
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Quite so.
I was punched the other day by the cyclist behind me when I oh-so-foolishly stopped at a red light and he was urging me to "G'wan - jump the light, you fucker".

Charming individual.

/my rather dull life blog

Edit: Sorry - forgot to mention: *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I hope you pushed him under the nearest bus
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I'd have liked to,
but had to make do with a well-aimed elbow to the ribs as he went past instead.
I felt satisfied with the resultant swerving and swearing from my victim.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# This.
I was nearly punched the other day when I made the fool's error of crossing when the green man was lit for pedestrians.

He walked off, having shouted at but not punched me, calling me a soft cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# It's that mysterious 'Secret' new highway code that they all use.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Viz's 'Profanisaurus' defines something very thin by the phrase
"thin as a biker's highway code".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Ha!
How true!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Oh how marvellous!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha

*stores for immediate use at first available opportunity*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# It is an absolutely hilarious book.
Well worth a read of the latest edition (the 'Magna Farta'), if you can lay your wanking spanners on a copy. Definition of 'IBM' is particularly outstanding.
/spam
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Oh I have one of the first proper copies from a couple of years ago.
I'm quite a regular Viz reader. Didn't know that one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# i think most drivers
must just skip the bits about cyclists then, or interpret them as 'do not give way to cyclists, do not give them space, overtake them in stupid places, hit if possible'
(horrid, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I always hope that karma has it's wicked way with them in the future
and as I never see them again I like to think that's true
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I walked right up to one of these twunts and kicked the back wheel as he went past.
He stopped and turned. I just stared at him and he rode off. I should have said something like "That parcel's going to be late, mate", but I didn't get it out in time. :-(
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# perhaps if you hadn't been in your car at the time...?
;-D
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# is it against the law to drive in to a cyclist coming towards you the wrong way down a wrong way street?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Wrong-way streets are dangerous.
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Probably.
Is there a right way to go down a 'wrong-way street'? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Only if you're wearing a raspberry beret
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# Only if they sue you.
So make sure they can't.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# On a recent firearms course,
my father-in-law (head of security for an organisation in the US) was told: "if you ever have to use your gun, make sure that the only version of the events that can be told was is your own"...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# ah well
cars don't wait at t-junctions for me to pass either, they pull out and put me on their bonnet
(horrid, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I don't know
Some driver gives you a free lift and all you can do is moan.
(WholeGrain Using the same sig since, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# i have fond memories of the day
when a cyclist ignored the red light at a junction and got speared from the side by an equally inconsiderate twunt on a huge motorbike who obviously was obsessed with being first away from the lights

no serious injuries, just a very bent bike

laugh? nearly wet myself

one of those memories that still brings a smile to my face

/ smiles
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)