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[challenge entry] I have it

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:02, archived)
# You've lifted this from iwantoneofthose.com!
Nice!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Got me giggling, this did.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# And thank you
for a lovely image in my mind.

regards,
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# *Dragon's Dens*
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# This is what my life is lacking.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# this brings me joy
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Yes!
Fantastic, sir.

:D
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Ace!
That is the thing I needed to do the thing with.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# YES!
DO THE THING!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Utter marketing genius right there sir.
Ambiguous yet utterly relevant for todays modern man about town.


(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Cheers

This is chuffing amazing. And I didn't have one either.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:04, archived)
# do you remember
Jiskefet's 'Merchandiser'? That would ACE this compo, if it was a 'post other people's videos' compo
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I did remember that one!
Your post reminded me of it.

I thought it was named the 'emerginizer' or something though

"Ik hou hem nu in het vuur. Je denkt dat het heet is he?"
"Auw!"
"Jaaah, het is inderdaad heet!"

"Neee, toch niet langs de muur!"
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:35, archived)
# hahahaha :)
was echt briljant. Vooral het einde
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Yep :)
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Fantastic. I've been looking for one of these for aaaages :)
*uses to do that thing she's been meaning to do*
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# DO THE THING WOMAN
and then fix the other problem, you know, the one that has been there
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Dear company that brought me the other stuff,
I attempted to use your thing on some tasks, and the end result was a fire which destroyed everything I own and love, and my children.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:06, archived)
# rofl
Dear madam that bought the thing we made, preceeded by the other stuff,

please enclose the original thing, for the thing that we made for those tasks. If product is faulty, we will replace it with something.

Regards,
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha
It goes well with my thingummyjig!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*clicks*
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:07, archived)
# I know those
they're corkscrews with interchangeable bits. Quite useful.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:10, archived)
# hahaha, great stuff
*goes out to look for Stuff & Things magazine*
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:16, archived)
# *click*
Where can I buy one? Hell, where can I buy eight?
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:41, archived)
# hey
I know that.
I did my thing with that. And the other one, too.

Reminds me of VAGUE magazine. It was the davethehat evil genius or something
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# THISIFUCKINGAMAZINGINEEDONENOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 20:26, archived)
# So many woos!
That is properly proper.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 21:49, archived)
# well, i didn't feel a picture was necessary.
www.b3tards.com/u/62e1de5216a9cca5d843/fine-print.gif
but then again this was a birthday card i gave my sister one year.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:10, archived)
# hahahahaha!
You crazy Dutch Bastard!
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 22:49, archived)
# horny shite!
Been missin' ya
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 2:37, archived)
# I too would certainly buy that sometimes.
(, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha
soupherbage! *click*
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Finally
No more hassle with those tasks!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)