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From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 416 entries (closed)

( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:28, archived)

:)

( HappyToast was easily misunderstood on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

You sir
Are a loon.
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

I beg to differ
innit
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

One would adhere to ones orginal statement, innit.

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

I am a loon
innit
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

hehehe, I'll take twelvety!

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:29, archived)

I am now worrying about your skills as an architect:P

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

hahaha ver'nice, you are (as usual) acing this compo with hatstandery.
i'm gonna slip this in here, all quiet like....."said the actress to the bishop"

( Just Flange fuckbumble.tumblr.com - Another fucking foto blog., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:30, archived)

HAHAHA
rape cakes! RAPE TIEM IS UPON THEE, WOMAN!
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

See i wasn't sure how useless this product was...
....for someone like john lesley it'd no doubt save valuable baking/raping time.
( Just Flange fuckbumble.tumblr.com - Another fucking foto blog., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

it would save valuable time
time that could be spent pre-wanking
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:34, archived)

I was thinking also of "verkrachten coekjes" for the dutch market,
but can't find a decent figurehead for the campaign...maybe Jeroen Van Der Sloot...
( Just Flange fuckbumble.tumblr.com - Another fucking foto blog., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:38, archived)

you mean Joran
or you could use just about any male celebrity aged 40+
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

hahaha
class
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

Brilliant :D

( i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:31, archived)

haha
I hate Jewson - they treat you like dirt if you don't know what you are looking for

Trade Depot is where it's at!
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:32, archived)

Until biodegradable windows are invented, it'll never catch on!

Also: b3ta.com/board/9100134
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)

!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuEOs-XDPAo
( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:42, archived)

:D
that's the one
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:51, archived)

hahahah, the loonacy of this pleases me greatly :D

( theoriginalsteve CAPS LOCK IS HOW I FEEL INSIDE ALL THE TIME, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 11:36, archived)