( mofaha sitting quietly, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:34, archived)

this is shit.
i bet you're using a sargbee monitor. get something decent or we'll be looking at this kind of crap forever.

_:)
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:42, archived)

It's not my fault ok.
Sargbee monitors are the only ones not tested on animals.
( mofaha sitting quietly, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:57, archived)

are you saying we're not animals here?
i think you should know that many of the people here are, in fact, animals.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:24, archived)

whoa whoa, whoops, sorry.
i think i've got the wrong b3ta. i'll just try again later
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:01, archived)

compo suggestion: the wrong b3ta.
open up photoshop and show us what a horror the site would become if you were at the helm.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:17, archived)

Clicked

( mofaha sitting quietly, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:22, archived)

christ, we don't want YOU running the place, that's for sure.
cher pics everywhere, that'd be hell.
( postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:29, archived)

You fucking love it.

( mofaha sitting quietly, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:45, archived)

shush, you'll blow my cover.

( postbear has metal knees, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 6:48, archived)

you broked my eyes

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:44, archived)

whoizzit ?
it's not tony danza isit

my tree-d glasses arent working again
( OneOfSome, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:44, archived)

I,I,I.
AAU
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:46, archived)

I thought this was Steve McQueen at first.

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:49, archived)

HELLO PATRICK
WHAT ARE YOU FAMOUS FOR
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:50, archived)

SERIOUSLY PATRICK
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE LATELY?
( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:52, archived)

He set up St Patricks day, after himself

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:55, archived)

Good point.
I was struggling there for a minute.
( mofaha sitting quietly, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:56, archived)

I was going to say "feeding the worms".
But he may have been cremated.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:57, archived)

Worms still like a bit of ash in their dirt, you know

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:59, archived)

WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR ME LATELY?

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 4:59, archived)

That would be telling.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:01, archived)

He has been trying to get you to drink Guiness

( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:34, archived)

Philistines allllllll around...
Be seeing you.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:01, archived)

I forgot about "be seeing you".
And in fact I've only just realized how sinister that was intended to be.
( mofaha sitting quietly, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 5:03, archived)

Well there's your excuse
to re-watch the whole thing.

YAY!
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 10:13, archived)