What do you mean, why?

(SirJonDangerous is probably God - now stop worrying and enjoy life, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:53, archived)

ALL SALUTE THE KING OF BISCUITS

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

Yes.
Hail to the HobNob!
( B.T., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

Peek Freans Trotsky Assortment ftw

(SirJonDangerous is probably God - now stop worrying and enjoy life, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

Is that from The Young Ones?

( An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

Aye

(SirJonDangerous is probably God - now stop worrying and enjoy life, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:17, archived)

Otherwise known as
THE MIGHTY GARIBALDI
( Stilton Cheesewright, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Prasie be to the Holy Bourbon and it's chocolatey goodness.


And nice shoppage on the pic.
( Mstandot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

A heathen pretender to the throne!

( B.T., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Look..
We had so many biscuit arguments on b3ta..
Right:
#1 Bourbon Creams
#2 Custard creams
#3 Hob-nobs.
And you can all argue for the 4th best busciut.
( Mstandot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

are choco-leibniz
allowed in the club - being german and all?
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

I always read that as "Chocolate lesbians"

( Mstandot, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

the best kind.

( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

all the better for licking...
I'm *so* sorry, i really don't know where that came from.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

Or those Petit Ecolier biscuits
from Lu?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

mmm...
are they the ones with sticky jam and light sponge? I love those.
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

No, they are the chocolate ones.


They do do jammy ones, and they are rather yummy.

Edit: They also do the most superb non-Jaffa Cake Jaffa cake.

*drools*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:16, archived)

They look nice.
And you can bite the heads off rustic children as you eat them!
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

Double Bonus!
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)

Your list is wrong and I shall not stand for it!

( B.T., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

Im not a fan of bourbons
I prefer the shortbready ones
( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

#4 Rich Tea
Fact
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:07, archived)

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

Nonsense, the Rich Tea is a fine figure of a biscuit, and should not be hastily overlooked.
(also, Border Dark Chocolate Gingers are good)
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)

MY IGNORE LIST SURE IS GROWING!

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

Huh?

( namdrah On /board no-one can hear you groan., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

b3ta seems a pretty laid back place most of the time
but there is a line, and you've just crossed it.
(horRidM casual lurker, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

In my defence may I offer:
Fox's Crunch Cream.
( Ril3y is a brit abroad.. bring on the Stella / Asahi, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)

excellent recovery
*bites hand off*
(horRidM casual lurker, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)

no
#1 Chocolate hob-nobs
#2 Jestives
#3 Chocolate Digestives
#4 Cookies
#5 Hob-nobs
#6 Custard Creams
#7 Digestives
#8 Bourbouns
#9 Ginger nuts

But I fear I may have forgotten something important.
(horRidM casual lurker, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

yes you have
The Fox's Party Ring
damn you!
(cakeburglar - The nemesis of Mr Kipling, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)

salutes tunnocks caramel wafer

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

Over 3,000,000
made and sold every week. Or something like that.
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

Uddingston's finest!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

and the only good thing in Uddingston :D

/absolute shithole
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Funny.
The name sounds so... romantic, somehow.
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

Ha, yeah.
Never trust Scottish place names!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

Yup.
My flatmate at university came from Uddingston. I've been out there a couple of times, one time we saw the bass player from Mogwai. Then we walked back to his house, past the Tunnock's factory.

Life just DOESN'T get any more EXCITING than THAT!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

It explains the
cheery nature of their music.

Don't get me wrong, I'm a fan - they were ear-bleedingly loud when I saw them, mind...
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

'Don't gey me wrong' haha! :)

sorry the typo made me chuckle
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

ha!
what on earth are you talking about?

(ninja powers to the rescue - it was a howler...)
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

bloody ninjas :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:10, archived)

We should all take turns to gey him right.
He'll know when he's been geyed right!
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:11, archived)

Oh stop it
now - can't a man's fingers slip a bit?

Oh, god...
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

There seemed to be an orgasmic quality to your exhultation of "Oh, god..." there.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:15, archived)

*startled look*
no, no... It was an, um.. manly sort of 'pull yourself together' "Oh, god..."
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)

haha yup..exciting :D

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

( Stilton Cheesewright, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

*votes for orangeman*

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

*marches in protest*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)

NICE

( epiphany probably playing MW2 on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:59, archived)

Hahaha, sewage!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:54, archived)

Safe choice, the bourbon.
right shape, good stability after dunking...he knows what he's doing.
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:55, archived)

I favour the Nice biscuit myself
it doesn't have the bourbon's structural integrity, but it's sweetness makes up for it.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:56, archived)

Yeah, the Nice is OK for smaller waves.
When the surf's up, the Bourbon's the way to go.
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

NIce are the bodyboards of the biscuit world.

(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

in all seriousness though
gingernuts are the hardiest for when it gets really rough
(horRidM casual lurker, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

There is also a dessert that can be made from a packet of gingernuts, some sherry, and whipped cream.
Called a 'Christmas Log'. It's very nice.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)

*Hands out*

(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:00, archived)

I'm honoured!
Biscuits is serious business...
( enceladus, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Yup, yup.
built-in redundancy too - if one layer goes there's another.
(SirJonDangerous is probably God - now stop worrying and enjoy life, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:57, archived)

but
all the extra weight of the detatched broken layer, plus the cream, surely causes greater stress on the remaining layer eventually causing it to break too? I guess it might buy you a bit more time though.
(horRidM casual lurker, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

just a storm in a teacup
.
(horRidM casual lurker, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 14:58, archived)

You've included a chocolate bourbon.
Therefore no further qualification is required.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:01, archived)

bisquits!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:02, archived)

Built for comfort rather than speed
The lilos of the biscuit world.
(Santa Clauswitheringlicktacklefeff won't ask if you don't tell, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:04, archived)

There is no why? Only woo!

( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:03, archived)

who is this guy?
I honestly don't know
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:05, archived)

He is henry
and that's all you need to kniow
( Joe Scaramanga - One DAY Left To Reclaiming his face, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:06, archived)

*cries into the circular argument*

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

That's my dad,
that is.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:08, archived)

ah - now we are getting somewhere
JPG Senior
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:09, archived)

actually, in fairness,
JPG senior wouldn't be someone/thing I would wish on the world, no matter how dire the circumstances.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:13, archived)

Nicely done.

( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:12, archived)

^ this
"Biscuits in the real world" image challenge.....
*dreams*
( Bee Nice General disorders > Death and Sudden Death > Death, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:18, archived)

Wonderful idea.
I hope this happens.

:)
( elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)

If you think it'ld be a good challenge....
Please reply & click here to vote.

(And remind people frequently; I'm not going all k3b/-\b on this by myself!)
( Bee Nice General disorders > Death and Sudden Death > Death, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)