A new Series?

(Crowscar, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:00, archived)

Hee Hee, Ho, Ho.
As Arthur and his underage ladyboy companion walk down the sundrenched Sri Lankan beach.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:03, archived)

Surely you're not saying that Mr Clark
Is a prevert?

(He is though, isn't he)
( gurningchimp, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:08, archived)

I'm afraid so.
It would seem that if you are a world famous scientist, who never lets people forget he invented the satellite, AND writes turgid sci-fi, you can get away with a lot. That one is ALWAYS on the interweb...
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)

didn't invent the satellite
he invented geostationaly orbit where an object will be ina stable orbit over the same point on the globe.

(sometimes it's expanded to say that he created the comunications satellite as this relies on geostationaly orbits, but thats not exactly true either).

So he only came up with the orbit.
( Darkedge, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)

Geek.

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)

Bless you for that.
You should see what satellite channels Arthur is watching right now!!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:16, archived)

No
he came up with the whole concept of an object being placed in orbit to reflect signals off... Hence the communications satellite. so :-Þ
( JustHere, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)

What do you want, hippy?
Go write a book and give us all a break!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)

Just cause my hair goes down to my bum
doesn't make me a hippy... Oh.
( JustHere, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:23, archived)

ahh
ok fair enuff - but I think the satellie concept itself has existed for a few thousand years.

Question: what is the earths largest satellite?
( Darkedge, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:30, archived)

yes he is
i know it is tru because i've been to sri lanka. this makes me an authority.
( mikeisbrill, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)

is there a tear in the space time continuuuuuuum?
do you do requests? can you do philippa forrester saying "fat sweaty knackers"
( new_matt, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:04, archived)

NOOOOO!
she is pure, do not soil her.
like I did to the poster of her I have
( Dr Drink, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

Pure...
CRAP! She was doing Crufts the other day!! How the mighty have fallen...
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)

yeah
give phillipa 'cunty mints' cos she needs them
( Choice, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)

..wants a Jihad
Are you a fundamentalist or something?
(Omnipotent, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:25, archived)

but she was also doing the Robot Wars UK Grand Final
last week, which makes, erm... me quite sad.
( Pootle, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)

robot wars provides my dad with employment
and therefore is a good thing
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)

Does
your dad drive Matilda?
( GR33DY, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)

yes.
he used to be the flamethrower operator on Sgt Bash, but when Matilda was rebuilt he did the rebuilding, installed the disc and now he drives her/it/whatever.
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:25, archived)

his dad is craig charles

( new_matt, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)

no, he's just worked for the Visual Effects dept of the BBC
for about 26 years.
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)

No!
That's terrible. Where's that blond lady gone? The nerds on RW loved looking at her bosoms! I'm afraid Phillipa's look rather care-worn after breast-feeding her mutant baby.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:19, archived)

but at least you get the feeling she understands both
the robots and the roboteers, while that other bit of totty, seemed to be half mocking their obsession.
( Pootle, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)

I don't think they mind.
They just look at her tits loads.
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:22, archived)

I remember, when she was presenting The Broom Cupboard
on kids tv, seeing her in a pub chain smoking like a demon.
( brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)

I don't believe that Crack Whore rumour.
It was probably just weed or summat!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:31, archived)

yay!
can somebody please get Arthur to the dentists asap
( anno domini hiatus, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

yea
for obscene celebrities
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

I like that
reminiscent of Viz
( sick_boy, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:06, archived)

i'll bet
Barry white can even make that sound sexy
(bumfanger, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

heh heh heh

( armaitus Sheep Casings!, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)

That's faboo!
And I am unanimous in that!
(dawn_syndrome dawn_syndrome, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)

Marvellous!
Couldn't have put it better myself!
(Crowscar, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:18, archived)

You bad boy....

( JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)

That's bloomin marvelous!
Excelent woo
(Braindeadleper, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:13, archived)

That is
fab!
shynola is grrreat.
( biscuits_alive is totally trying to evolve his head off over here, Thu 13 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)