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Well as my suggestion for...
Computer games that should have been made but never were, didn't make it into the running for the weekly competition, here's the gfx I made for it anyway.

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(revdancatt, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:47, archived)

i would play that
repeatedly.
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mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:49, archived)

One player...
...or two?
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sick_boy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:53, archived)

i'm an expert
at one-player, i'm always beating my fastest time.
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mike - kicking arse since 1983, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

odd
thing to call it...
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Ravenblack "Now and then", Fri 14 Mar 2003, 18:30, archived)

Oh yes
Is it available for the CPC464?
(thediscokingpin, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:50, archived)

but Bedrrom gymnastics is kind of a euphemism init ?
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(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:50, archived)

wooo!!!
make it a compo entry! it rocks.

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Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:51, archived)

do you need the URL
just makes it so... whorish. Know what I mean?
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isthisyou?, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:55, archived)

I am
a bit whorish ; ) but I did wonder about taking it off...
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Jadeviper isn't quite ready for 2009, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:59, archived)

That
is fan-dab-u-clarse!

I missed the whole suggestions for compo and ended up with euphemisms...

pfft!
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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:52, archived)

I'm gonna do one of those anyway
probably... No good with euphemisms - always get 'em mixed up...
"You can't masturbate at work!"
"I meant I was going for a shit..."
/me wonders if the donation's arrived at b3ta towers.
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fuzzbucket, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:53, archived)

Woo to the speccy pic!
Yay to the smiley icon!
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fuzzbucket, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

There was a C64 game
called "Sex Games" that was basically just that.

There is a java recreation of it at www.lemon64.com/misc/
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Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:54, archived)

I have a disk
image of that one at home - I can't imagine how it was considered exciting at all.
Very Daley Thompson's Decathlon button thumping style gameplay.
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fuzzbucket, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:56, archived)

i don't think it was supposed to be exciting
i think it was a cheap marketing gimmick, in the same vein as the "adult" Atari 2600 games.
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Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 12:57, archived)

Ha ha ha!
I can imagine a bunch of kids huddled around that.
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fuzzbucket, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:16, archived)

*snigger*
You said 'vein'
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