Tell us your favourite joke
I love this question. It's my favourite from The Guardian.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Tue 4 Dec 2001, 4:46, archived)

Here's mine:
How do you tittilate an ocelot? ... Oscillate its titsalot.
(Ernest Thesiger, Tue 4 Dec 2001, 8:58, archived)