I tried that randomizer Euphemism thingy
and it gave me

Tenderizing the one-eyed lemur

which I though was slightly amusing. It isn't bad considering I'm supposed to be working.


( Monkboy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:01, archived)

hee hee

( sick_boy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:04, archived)

it just gave me this, but I felt it was too obvious
She checked the coast was clear before
munching the president.

hmmmm.
( notshiny, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:08, archived)

I was going to tell you how much I liked it...
but had to go to lunch! Sorry, I love it!
( dutchbird, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:43, archived)