what is it
about his eyes?
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Tue 4 Dec 2001, 4:48, archived)

they aren't human
see above for before he puts his contacts in.

I think the whole 'dave gorman' thing is like the Terminator. Someone called 'dave gorman' does something really good in the future (invents tea that doesn't stew or something) and has to be eliminated now.
Doing this within the structure of a comedy stand-up act is all part of his deep cover.
( chthonic, Tue 4 Dec 2001, 5:10, archived)

Or maybe they do something really bad
After all, there's only a fine line between stand up comedy and an international manhunt.

Hence George Bush as president.

Maybe Dave can answer this conundrum.
( mrbrong, Tue 4 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)