Unlike
most guys Graeme was an expert in playing

his own instrument...

Hardly a new euphemism, I know.
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:51, archived)

Pink
Oboe?

Looks a bit like a clarinet to me
( GR33DY, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)

The pink oboe?
there's one in every orchestra!
( Godzuki has his OU course materials. yay!, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:54, archived)

do you even have a job
?
;)
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:58, archived)

Yes
but I don't know for how much longer...
( Ijon Tichy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:00, archived)

Like his distant (reposted) ancestor ...

(Although some claim that he was playing the pink hautboy, which sounds much worse.)
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:05, archived)

Dan Akroyd did Shakespeare you know

( mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:07, archived)

You live and learn.
Although it looks to me as if John Belushi is playing Falstaff.
( Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)