As mankind covered the globe in concrete, flora had to adapt,
clinging on to the rooftops and window ledges of the man
made mountains and flourishing at new altitudes.
Risking starvation from its dwindling food supply, the giraffe
has adapted to survive in its new habitat.


From the Evolution challenge. See all 267 entries (closed)

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hahaha
Stop the compo now!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

Kittens are better than geese.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

geese are better than frogs

( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

No they aren't.

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)

They fucking are too!
SCIENCE says so!


( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)

mix them up!
make a new species of froose!
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

loose?
Aroond this hoos?
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

ma troosas!

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)

'ello sexy.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

well, hello

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

Woo
in reply to a woo.

Woo^2
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)

PUTTIN ONNA RITZ!
 
that's great.
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)

Haha
super.
( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

HAHAHAHA
Soon he could be used for putting out fires!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

at the very least as an emergency fire pole

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)

Bloody hell why do you have to do that Happy Toast, why?
think about other people for one moment before going ahead and posting something so uber that the rest of us feel inadequate and Riverghost more inadequate that normal!

*clicks*
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)

^this

(polished turd was intentionally vague on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

Poor Riverghost...
He can't help being *blank or blanks*
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

Poor Riverghost if we all feel sorry for him
he might feel even more inadequate ;)
( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

That gives me vertigo and acrophobia at the same wooing time !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

acrophobia - fear of acrobats?

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

Fear of building props.

( DogHorse lung nearly gave!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

fear of crosswords

( mr horrible, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

I get that all the time :(

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

I love acrobats . . . but I won't go out with them . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)

Well to date an Acrobat you really do have to be flexible to their needs ;)

( maiden has nothing interesting to say... You still here?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)

I will bend . . . but I will not break . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

bloody wonderful young fella

( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)

gooowarn!
ruffle his hair.
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

cor
woo!
( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

can it be milked?

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

Ahh.
All big plan to win your own compo!!

I'm watching you Mr Toast!!


Woo fucking Yay!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)

first thing that came to mind
I swear on my original Boba Fett 12" figure that I haven' prepared any in advance :)
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)

Original?
As in the early 80's ones?

I believe you then!!!
( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

woo to you mr. toast!

( Mr. Oleary the dogs are acting strange... hborisov.tumblr.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

soopa
doopa
( pippy is a truck, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

lovely
stuff
( Flash_Bastard, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)

oooh this compo
i liked this compo.. yay :D
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)

This is what you get when Chuck Norris uppercuts a horse!
Much woo to you!
( Brims UNACCEPTABLE, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)

hehe
true
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)

hahahah!!!
this is the best yet imho! what a delightful little explanation for his longevity!

excellent stuff, have a peanut!
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)

Ooooooh..
How Lamarckian of you.
(Lythium deals in lead, my friend., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)