As mankind covered the globe in concrete, flora had to adapt,
clinging on to the rooftops and window ledges of the man
made mountains and flourishing at new altitudes.
Risking starvation from its dwindling food supply, the giraffe
has adapted to survive in its new habitat.


From the Evolution challenge. See all 267 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

Hahaha
Stop the compo now!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

Kittens are better than geese.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:50, archived)

geese are better than frogs

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

No they aren't.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)

They fucking are too!
SCIENCE says so!


( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)

mix them up!
make a new species of froose!
( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)

loose?
Aroond this hoos?
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)

ma troosas!

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)

'ello sexy.

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

well, hello

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

Woo
in reply to a woo.

Woo^2
 
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)

PUTTIN ONNA RITZ!
 
that's great.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)

Haha
super.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

HAHAHAHA
Soon he could be used for putting out fires!
( BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)

at the very least as an emergency fire pole

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)

Bloody hell why do you have to do that Happy Toast, why?
think about other people for one moment before going ahead and posting something so uber that the rest of us feel inadequate and Riverghost more inadequate that normal!

*clicks*
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:52, archived)

^this

(polished turd wants a tragic blowchomp, but not before, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

Poor Riverghost...
He can't help being *blank or blanks*
( The Great Architect, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

Poor Riverghost if we all feel sorry for him
he might feel even more inadequate ;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

That gives me vertigo and acrophobia at the same wooing time !

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:53, archived)

acrophobia - fear of acrobats?

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

Fear of building props.

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)

fear of crosswords

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

I get that all the time :(

( The Great Architect, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

I love acrobats . . . but I won't go out with them . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:56, archived)

Well to date an Acrobat you really do have to be flexible to their needs ;)

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:00, archived)

I will bend . . . but I will not break . . .

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:02, archived)

bloody wonderful young fella

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:55, archived)

gooowarn!
ruffle his hair.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

cor
woo!
( spacefish is imaginary oh, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 20:58, archived)

can it be milked?

( Discomeats fish fingers are READY!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:01, archived)

Ahh.
All big plan to win your own compo!!

I'm watching you Mr Toast!!


Woo fucking Yay!
( Mstandot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:03, archived)

first thing that came to mind
I swear on my original Boba Fett 12" figure that I haven' prepared any in advance :)
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:05, archived)

Original?
As in the early 80's ones?

I believe you then!!!
( Mstandot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)

woo to you mr. toast!

(Mr. Oleary, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)

soopa
doopa
( pippy is a truck, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:36, archived)

lovely
stuff
( Flash_Bastard, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)

oooh this compo
i liked this compo.. yay :D
(arrangedletters an arbitrator of whimsy, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)

This is what you get when Chuck Norris uppercuts a horse!
Much woo to you!
( Brims mmm boggins..., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)

hehe
true
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:15, archived)

hahahah!!!
this is the best yet imho! what a delightful little explanation for his longevity!

excellent stuff, have a peanut!
( Mortal VampireBatteries Not Included - MOOSE POO!!, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 1:47, archived)

Ooooooh..
How Lamarckian of you.
(Lythium is a jello pudding eating motherfucker., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:47, archived)