surely done before...
how about

Bashing the Bishop?
( robh, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 21:41, archived)

hahaha
the pope has his porn portal (sorry, IE) open !
:)
( ablufia v0.40 - PUMPKIN&CAKEARSExx, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 21:44, archived)

Look at the concentration.
www.papalporn.org.uk
( Threepwood is the Boom King!, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 21:44, archived)

Ticket to hell, sir?
First class? Right this way...
( Tedious, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 21:45, archived)