Did I miss anything?...
Just popped off for a

wafty crank...
( Collatallie Sisters believes that the bird is = to or > the word on, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 23:30, archived)

that's quite good
but isn't it more of a spoonerism than a euphemism?
( teflon, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 23:32, archived)

Eh?
I always say I'm going for a wafty crank when I'm
going for a cup of tea... By which I mean, yes, you
are of course correct. And doh! :)
( Collatallie Sisters believes that the bird is = to or > the word on, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 23:34, archived)