dear mr K
i promise all my festive efforts will feature t' furtive fella in future, i am chastised.
( wangolini, Tue 4 Dec 2001, 5:24, archived)

Mr K?
Yes... I rather like that... hmmm.
you are forgiven.
( AndyK, Tue 4 Dec 2001, 5:26, archived)

wangolini - are you Santas little helper?
if not, you should be.
( pep, Tue 4 Dec 2001, 5:38, archived)

i am, im bit tall for the elf suit
(i can send pictures if you like... nah maybe not) and isnt santa just an anagram of satan, so who am i working for...
( wangolini, Tue 4 Dec 2001, 5:51, archived)