A Euphimism


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(Edit) There you go ATC.
( Bud Muhnquai stars as Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)

heh
orgasm is funny
(_, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:28, archived)

if you find orgasms funny
you're not doing it right...
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)

It's not so much the orgasm
as the fact I'm alone with only gin as my friend.
(_, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)

I know the feeling
apart from the gin...
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)

You should really consider gin.
Having a friend in gin really makes the comedy.
(_, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)

I don't drink though
it plays havoc with the baby...
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)

that's right
you can't give a baby booze!
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

yeah right
of course you can, it was common practice a few years ago to give a baby brandy to get them to sleep, never beleive what a couple of geordie tell you
( Roxy_Hart, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)

my grandma
gave me a drop of sherry once when i was a baby to get me to sleep. apparently my father was so horrified it was quite amusing.
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)

my mum
gave me brandy when I was a baby.

If I drink though, she gets grouchy, and if I drink coffee she never sleeps! not that I ever drink coffee...
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)

just wondering...
who said you were the b3ta drag queen?

i've been meaning to ask for a while
( Roxy_Hart, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

I can't remember who said it
it came up in conversation.
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)

This challenge
is going to take up a lot of my time.
( Bud Muhnquai stars as Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)

next time
you use a Transit though, try to make it a pre-2000 model, they're much nicer than the Evil Transit you've used there...
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)

haha!
transit freak!, you'll love this...
( munkt0n, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)

nah, no pictures :)
anyway, I have this
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

yay! for transit van fans!
you people keep my uncle in a job!
( munkt0n, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)

I love Transits : )
if anyone wants to buy me one...
( Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

transit van drivers
keep attempting to kill me when i'm driving, i don't understand why
( Roxy_Hart, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)

It's what
van drivers do but not with me tho' :)
(thursley, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)

why don't they attempt to kill you?
that sound terrible but I hope you know what i mean by it!

One van man tried to pull into my lane while i was next to him, scared the crap out of me before he realised i was there, i was very shaken and stopped further up the road, he followed me to make sure i was alright wihich i thought was nice, it kinda proved that he didn't realise i was there, must have been in his blind spot
( Roxy_Hart, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 12:08, archived)

I tend
to drive a damn sight bigger things than a little transit van.
(thursley, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)

right
/leaves to go and buy a monster truck
( Roxy_Hart, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)

Maybe
he was trying to kill you
(Ellis, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 12:23, archived)

i used to like tractors
but i've gone off them now,
i'm an ex-tractor fan
b'dum tish!
( mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)

[sfx:groan]

( munkt0n, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)

*Stifled laugh*

what noise does a stifled laugh make?
(Ellis, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)

hahahahaha
nice one! How's you and the delectable Sarah?
( Evil Lu, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:29, archived)

We are moving house in a week.
And it sucks. Moving next to a building site.
16 story glass and chrome tower block...

Yourself?
( Bud Muhnquai stars as Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:35, archived)

That is lovely!
wish the text was attached to the pic - I'd send that to friends. Otherise they're too hard to explain.
(allergic to curry Wey wey hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)

Hang on a sec.

EDIT: Done! Feel free to circulate.
( Bud Muhnquai stars as Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)

Thankyou! That is
WONDERFUL!!!!!! Hee hee!
(allergic to curry Wey wey hep a hole ding dong yeah yeah, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)