Awwww, bugger!

I thought I was onto a winner there, what with her high forehead and pornshoes.
( bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:09, archived)

there is such a thing as pornshoes
?
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:10, archived)

yeah
see, she's wearing them
( Dr. Kitteny Berk, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)

Yup
think desperately impractical high-heels that cause you to fall under any man located nearby... Or something similar.
( JustHere, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:11, archived)

yes
they usually have clear plastic soles
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)

.

wipe clean
( Bud Muhnquai stars as Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)

I should pay more attention
but for some reason I don't look at feets much... :)
( JustHere, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)

wow
today on b3ta i've learnt something
bet they don't sell those in clarks
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)

They have to be for sale somewhere.
Perhaps there's a Clarks PornShoe shop.
( bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)

yep
it's just next to boots on the high street.
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)

or,
perhaps not
(fordy, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)

Maybe not where you shop...

( bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)

Clear plastic shoes
with ridiculously high soles.
See?

( bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:12, archived)

Pornshoes?
Focksocks?

What is going on here?
( Bud Muhnquai stars as Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:14, archived)

minpiss
and I'm getting red xs instead of both your pictures.
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:15, archived)

How odd...
I can't think why either.
( bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:20, archived)

didn't this happen
with your wonderful flower the other day? Worked ofr me, but was borked for some people. Can't tell why now though, as I've erased all the m3ss4g3s
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:24, archived)

And the usual type of thing
where I see it cos it's on a local network server for me and remote for everyone else don't apply, cos I'm on a BTOpenwoe ADSL line here.
( bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:40, archived)