They have to be for sale somewhere.
Perhaps there's a Clarks PornShoe shop.
( bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:21, archived)

yep
it's just next to boots on the high street.
( rosey i'm on ur {noun}, {verb}ing ur {noun}, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:26, archived)

or,
perhaps not
(fordy, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:28, archived)

Maybe not where you shop...

( bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 15:42, archived)