I do so like it when

a woman waxes my dolphin.

I don't know why she's wearing that hat.
( bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 19:10, archived)

she's wearing the hat
because it's christmas!
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 19:13, archived)

its for protection
or she wants someone to tickle her santa hat
( Or is it?, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 19:14, archived)

Hmmm....
Could that be a new euphemism?
( bigdave, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 19:17, archived)