god i was so wasted last night

i spent all day praying to the porcelain god
( zerolicious, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:44, archived)

Ah, the porcelain god.
We pray to him in times of great suffering, and he rewards us with many visions of our past.
(goat thinks you're shit., Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:45, archived)

Is
his name Hughie?
( Boot, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:48, archived)

ralph

( popt_art, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)

I
bet he drives the big white bus, an'all
( Boot, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:56, archived)

HellloOOoooo
I'm alive!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

did they
treat you well up here?
( freshlegs, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:02, archived)

Very well,
they were all lovely, funny and danged attractive.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:26, archived)

hello!
hello!
( popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:03, archived)

So,
you look at me and see the fact dance eh?
I had a bloody good time.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

actually
i believe it was mistress pep who uttered those words.. i merely agreed :)
( popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:26, archived)

She didn't
say that in her email, the little minx.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)

i thought you were
referring to the spazz - she mentioned it here when we had both gotten home... :)

lovely to see you i must admit!
( popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:31, archived)

So,
you talked about me?
I know how you all love me.
On that note I'm going to bed, maybe see you tomorrow.
Oh and it was jolly good seeing you too.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:35, archived)

dream sweet
of course we talked about you - remember we exist only for you...

now fuck off and go to bed so we can get back to what we were doing :)

xx
( popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:38, archived)

ha!
i'm alive too. which never happens on a Saturday. How's you? How was the big smoke?
( dutchbird, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:04, archived)

It was
bloody marvellous.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:20, archived)

and what
about london?
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:26, archived)

you're just
jealous...
( popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:27, archived)

As he should be...

( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:30, archived)

alas, 'tis
true. <sniff>
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:34, archived)

aha!
:)
( popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:44, archived)

fandabidozi
and i could crush a grape
( Mosschops, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:48, archived)

Ooooh..
I could jump over a dolls house
( Collatallie Sisters is rueing the absence of an ornithological piece.., Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:50, archived)

Wrestle
an action man...
( JustHere, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)

Rip
a tissue
( Collatallie Sisters is rueing the absence of an ornithological piece.., Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

ah
snapage 8D
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

tear
up a tissue
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:59, archived)

that's
great!
( freshlegs, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:51, archived)

lol
jinx tip woo!
( popt_art, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)

jinx
tip woo?! ?! ?!
( freshlegs, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:01, archived)

if two people say the same thing
(in playground stylee)
one says.. "jinx tip wood" and if you tip wood then the other person can't speak til you say their name.

i adapated it.
( popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

aah!
i only know the variety where you say "jinx", then you can't speak until someone says your name, i.e. the simpletons' version.
( freshlegs, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

thassh greaaaaaat
:)
( popt_art, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:52, archived)

Oh yes
that's rather splendid
( dutchbird, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:53, archived)

Defacing classic works of art
Always worthy of a

( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 23:58, archived)

ooh
Sheep, dog and wolf is a game i like muchly
( dutchbird, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:00, archived)

ummm
Wolf beats Sheep
Wolf is beaten by Dog

Sheep is beaten by Wolf
(this is where it starts to break down)
Sheep beats Dog ??

Dog beats Wolf
Dog is beaten by Sheep??
( Boot, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:06, archived)

stalemate

( popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:08, archived)

Like she said
and I like the sneaking around stuff too.
( dutchbird, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:10, archived)

eh?
you've confused me now!
( popt_art, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:22, archived)

that
is fantabularse!
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:05, archived)

Indeed, I have to
hi-cockalorum that woo, for it be great. In fact owt roadrunner related is great!
( witchy :: Best before:, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 0:28, archived)