Which led to me being confused and buying 4 yesterday
thinking it was next week or something. Damn Jesus eggs, they'll be in my cupboard for ages now.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04,
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I have a Cadbury's flake one in the back of my car slowly melting
stupid impulse buy
and stupid sunny weather for melting my egg
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05,
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and stupid sunny weather for melting my egg
It'll be safer if they do melt
I have injured my jaw many times trying to bite into easter eggs. They are completely the wrong shape to be food.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14,
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one of ladywoman's housemates buys them to eat like normal chocolate.
why?
because... "it tastes better than normal chocolate"
fucking IDIOT
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:13,
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because... "it tastes better than normal chocolate"
fucking IDIOT
I eat them instead of normal eggs
because... they taste better than normal eggs.
I can't even lie about that on the internet. I FUCKING LOVE NORMAL EGGS.
Sorry eggs.
I love eggs.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:16,
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I can't even lie about that on the internet. I FUCKING LOVE NORMAL EGGS.
Sorry eggs.
I love eggs.
haha oh yes...
also
Wie heisst Kartoffeln die liegen seit Jahren im Keller?
Pommes Fritzl...
Selbst-geschriebne-schlechtes-Deutsch-Witze fdG
/ninja
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:21,
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Wie heisst Kartoffeln die liegen seit Jahren im Keller?
Pommes Fritzl...
Selbst-geschriebne-schlechtes-Deutsch-Witze fdG
/ninja
Well, that's what I thought.
But I wasn't sure. Just pretend I left it in English.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:27,
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hahaha
in der letzte Zeit, meene beste Freundin heult einfach wenn ich Witze mache... ich weiss nicht genau woran dass liegt... Ich stell langsam fest dass ich entweder böse und nicht lüstig bin, oder sie ist humorlos.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:34,
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Für die meisten Dingen, haben mein Partner und ich der gleichen Sinn für Humor
Aber der findet mein UK DVDs schrecklich. Ich habe ihn "Nümberwang" gespielt (die auf Deutsch) und ich dachte, der wird mich dafür verlassen
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:39,
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in these times of ubiquitous political correctness, many people seem to be appalled by our sick b3ta humour :(
but at least my girlfriend shares it, so all is well here :D
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:48,
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heh
yes... to add to it, she came round to watch a film at the weekend, and when I was in the toilet, she decided to look at some of my photoshops, and came across a JJ-pisstake-squirrel-with-tits that I sketched.
She only mentioned it some hours later... "ich hab etwas auf deinen Rechner gefunden dass mich ziemlich verstört hat..."
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:57,
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She only mentioned it some hours later... "ich hab etwas auf deinen Rechner gefunden dass mich ziemlich verstört hat..."
hahahaha
how would one even start to explain something like that?
- Hometiem! see ya (maybe) later
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:02,
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- Hometiem! see ya (maybe) later
it's more like HAR HAR HAR
and one has to march to it
/may be untrue
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:28,
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/may be untrue
\o/ :D
Vor einen Paar Monaten habe ich ein Ei genommen und das mit Ziffern beschriftet - und dann meinen Partner erzählt, dass ich jetzt ein Eiphone besitze. Der fand es lüstig, also - ERFOLG!
In anderen Nachrichten:
www.clipfish.de/video/246890/klofrau-mit-geschaeftssinn/
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:24,
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In anderen Nachrichten:
www.clipfish.de/video/246890/klofrau-mit-geschaeftssinn/
hahaha excellent video
also, a warm SCHPANG for the Eiphone joke :D
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30,
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and then he says "yes you did, you invaded poland"
is this untranslatable?
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:29,
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is this untranslatable?
hmmm, your german could be a bit better by now, couldn't it?
:P
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:30,
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It's true! It's seasonal and therefore better :)
And hush you, Mr. reflectoporn.
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:18,
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"in australia they celebrate the death of christ the same way we do
by giving our children chocolate eggs and tell them a giant rabbit brings them"
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05,
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hahahaha
....when I type 'hahaha', it rarely means i'm actually laughing out loud.
it does this time.
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Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:57,
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it does this time.
I couldnt help but notice`
as he was walking through court yesterday, how much it looked like he was just reading a really good book.
i see people like that all the time walking along the platform at my train station.
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Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:13,
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i see people like that all the time walking along the platform at my train station.
Haha, nice
I don't like that 4chan are championing this though.
*clicks*
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Tue 17 Mar 2009, 17:18,
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*clicks*
wie Herausforderung Sie mich verspotten!
Sie Bündel Internet-bastard! There' s-Raum in meinem Keller für die ganze Sie!
B3ta bumsend, denken Sie Ihr so lustiges.
(Bumsend? Eh? Possibly...)
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Tue 17 Mar 2009, 20:17,
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B3ta bumsend, denken Sie Ihr so lustiges.
(Bumsend? Eh? Possibly...)
I know, I know.....I'm sorry
Elizabeth Fritzel was on her way into Court this morning when the Judge asked her if she’d had a fry up for breakfast.
‘Yes’ she said to the Court, ‘how did you know’?
‘Because you’ve got some Daddies sauce on your chin’.
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Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:49,
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‘Yes’ she said to the Court, ‘how did you know’?
‘Because you’ve got some Daddies sauce on your chin’.
Too old for the internet?
looks like Josef Pretzel hasn't quite grasped the idea behind Facebook
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Wed 18 Mar 2009, 14:02,
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aren't easter eggs really late near easter time
surely this should be made in december :D
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:05,
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We like this... although you have knocked my fez over my eyes!
* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06,
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* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge
Hahaha I had the source of this saved somewhere to do something in a similar vein
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:10,
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Easter? PAH!
We've already started our strategy for Christmas :(
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08,
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well if that's where they come from, I dont want any.
*amends easter list to include more toblerone and no eggs*
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Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:08,
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Toblerone FTW
Made myself sick on one of those last weekend, it was wonderful.
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