I'm all ears...
Edit Can I pea this in here pls?



Utterly unrelated to your post, but tenuously compo-able...

God I'm an attention-seeking slag today.

Cheers Joe :)

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( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)

when did you do this?
By (possibly) coincidence, I found this on your profile today and have shared it with several co-workers, all of whom found it glee-inducingly great.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)

I did it quite a while back...
After the death of my late lamented Cat boots, when I went out and in about 7 minutes procured myself an identical pair, which are with me to this day.

A feat my wife cannot seem to accomplish given an entire day at her disposal ;)
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)

My very-long-lived army surplus boots have recently died,
I failed to care for the rubber and the soles perished. Still, 12 years of wear is very good for a pair of shoes as far as I'm concerned. Being UK size 12-to-15 (depending on brand) and not a small man I tend to wear things out fast.

must soon replace them, and all will be well.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)

Shopping like it's a military exercise is the best:
1) Locate drop zone.
2) Find and purchase target.
3) Evacuate at high speed.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)

4) Nuke the site from orbit (it's the only way to be sure)
5) profit
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)

No worries
I'm printing that off and taping it to lady S' wardrobe
( Joe Scaramanga Reclaiming his face, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)

I'm doing the same
but leaving it in the back seat of my car... which Mrs. UC is slowly turning into a mobile wardrobe.

Either that or she's very slowly leaving me.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:46, archived)

leaving you for a car?
ouch.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE(TM), Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

you need to wrap all the above up in one box
The box will be called "talk about it out loud all day long"

poor 2.man has to listen.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)

Indeed, a box around each , with an arrow from female to male
AN ARROW OF CHAT!
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)

Aceness!

( Barbarossa is coughing up his lungs on, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)

Go on then
I'll give it *another* click!
( t0ria M Khan is bent, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)

:)

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 15:13, archived)