I'm probably going to Politically Correct hell for this, but it had to be done.

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(Astatine, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:18, archived)

A word of comedy art.
I laughed out loud, which is good. Thankyou.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:21, archived)

It's political correctness
gone mad
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:23, archived)

see
it's working. say something rude about asylum seekers now...
( new_matt, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)

fruitcakes the lot of them.
I mean, I sort of understand trainspotting, but what twat goes around hunting for old madhouses?
( Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:31, archived)

quality
Although it did take me a few mins.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:27, archived)

Oh gawd
I can't believe it took me that long!

W/Y/H!

I'm not sure Bowie actually counts though - the guy is on record as saying he did so many drugs he'd have slept with anything
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:28, archived)

Eddie Izzard certainly doesn't
He's a lesbian in a man's body! (He likes girls)
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:39, archived)

Which is why...
...he isn't batting for the other team.
(Astatine, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)

Sorry, I'm a gimp
I'm sure there was a team listing on the bottom before?
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:55, archived)

No, wait...
D. Bowie caught by D. Bowie?

Or is he playing for both sides...?
(psychobabble, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:59, archived)

And that's
why he's batting for our side.
( Ijon Tichy, Tue 18 Mar 2003, 14:44, archived)