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From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 290 entries (closed)

( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:29, archived)

Where do I sign?
Woo!
( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)

YES!

I mean

FUCKYEESSSS!
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:31, archived)

Oh yes
I would join to have such a stead
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

Can't you do a little genetic tampering with your inmates?
Supersize a Chinese Water Dragon or something...
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

I shall simply wait until our new Giant Tortoises turn up
and charge on one to Scotland Yard to offer my services :)
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

Heavy armoured tanks, hell yeah!

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:53, archived)

"The police have themselves an R.V.!"

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

Sweet :D

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

Dinocop!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

hahahahaha fucknuts!
woo!
( Zank Frappa shall return whenever Fallout 3 loses its appeal!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:32, archived)

And for the river police:

( Colonel Boris beer is small here, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:34, archived)

Hehehe, indeed

( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:35, archived)

Is there any other kind of shark?

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:40, archived)

GO TEAM SHARK

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

FUCK YEAH

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:46, archived)

That contains
ALL of the awesome.
( Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:48, archived)

the one on the right is all like
"bahhhahahahaha"
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:50, archived)

BEWARE

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:13, archived)

OF SHRAKBOAT

( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

Ah, there you are!
Mr Jahled very kindly bought me a copy of your book. As a bird enthusiast with quite a few German friends, it is something which I will genuinely find useful. It is very well done - clearly and sensibly laid out, very well-presented and (I mean this as the highest possible praise) it does exactly what it says it will. Excellent work.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)

Glad you got it Ali :)
Having the memory of a sieve I have lost the links to ordering copies; it generated some interest at work, and I need another copy

Edit: Ah, checks Colonel Boris's profile; and ordered!
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 19:54, archived)

Having been on B3ta too long,
I was expecting the punchline to be something like "Hanz on Tits" or somesuch.
(Richy_T is back on two wheels, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

Hahahaha, I should have thought of that.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:42, archived)

( WiL can take it all!, Sat 25 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

Is that a
Di-plod-ocus?
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Sun 26 Apr 2009, 14:18, archived)