DIY film noir

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

I knew from the start...
...this guy was no ordinary lemon
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

She had the kind of look
That said she'd been hurt before. A kind of bitter, pursed expression.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad sent from my shoephone, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:49, archived)

BOOM Paint pellet to the head
the most aggressive paintball game ever
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

what?
you sneeze sand, too?
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:07, archived)

custard noir more like
:D woo :)
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

Now you mention it...
...it does look a bit custardy
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

It always goes well as a rocket payload....

( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

Yeah that's what must have hit my dude in the side of the head

(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)

:D

( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

I AM PROUD TO SAY I AM ONE OF THOSE PROBLEMS

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

*takes aim*

( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

*prepares him self for impact*



READY!
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

ha ha ha what !!!
This is flipping ace (and would have been a great easter egg in S.t.a.l.k.e.r)
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

I dunno :D
It was my reaction to a compo I didn't understand.

:)
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)

He looks so happy!

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)

yay for hovering yellow things :D

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

hi!

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

foollw me to the holy lands of churn-nobble

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

go on then

( Mushroom, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

I have seen this many times but that does not stop me from wanting to bum you.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:34, archived)

Haha, somehow, I was expecting this to pop up at some point
;)
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

I also want that fission shirt

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

i made this one earlier :)
www.zazzle.com/dedicated_follower_of_fission_tshirt-235368913185593435
(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

*bookmarks*

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:53, archived)

err...

( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

haha

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

Hahahaha

( Bela Lugosi's Dad sent from my shoephone, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:50, archived)

there are times
when i love you.
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

*makes ready for "one of those times"
;)
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)

don't forget the mayonnaise and cat litter

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:23, archived)

\o/

( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)

:D

(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

your mind is beautiful

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

I should get back to making the comic with out any idea what it is going to be about
rather than waiting for a joke to appear.. they were a lot more random :)

EDIT: this means thank you :)
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

No joke ey?
Ahhhh the Tom O'Bedlam method.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

the aim is for there to be a joke...
but I don't know what it's going to be when I start making it.

although that can end up like the hypocracy one I did aggggggggesssss ago.
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

hah

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

this is why i never bother with blood sacrifices
i don't want kids.
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

not feeling very kinky today, are we?

( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

...this ones at the cleaners

( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)

Fuck the power rangers really went downhill after the first few series.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:35, archived)

that's more like it!
does the bell end dispense lube?
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

...0_0
I think you just out-perved me...
Right, time for Foods
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:39, archived)

well, i see a tone
and i've just got to lower it!
enjoy your foods ;)
( Smash Monkey will soon be making blankets to order, gaz me, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)

When is your book out?

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

!!!!!! Since I just got another likley artwork commission today
probably not for a few more months... :( (if you mean the loaf one)
Edit: the Roman one will be the end of May it seems
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

i'm hoping for the loaf one :)

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

Gonna have a big session* on it to try and finish it next month
*as in lock myself in studio and not come out till it's done
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

*glees*

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)

Have you finished that dino one yet? :)

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)

blast
I forgot, I will do it this weekend
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:31, archived)

Awesome :D

( epiphany coming live from Umeå, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:32, archived)

when I first saw it I thought it was abstract
then I noticed the facial definition in the yellow.. it's very nicely done :)
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

i like....

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

I like that too
I reckon that there are a couple of B3ta people that could do a storming graphic novel if they all got together.
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:12, archived)

That would be pretty cool
and woo
(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)

Correction.
That would be HARD-BOILED!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)

It got tried
but it didn't go very far (at least the one I know about)
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)

wasn't that a collection of panel comics though
rather than a cohesive graphic novel?

saying that these could be seperate projects.
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)

Yeah, there were about 20 pages iirc
and about 50 people waiting for their turn that never came
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)

Shame
I know how hard they are to put together, it's easy to go off the rails with projects like that
( The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:38, archived)

I'm meant to be doing one but my pissing artist friend is being all pissy
and instead of practicing by trying to do a oneshot comic thing he's practicing by doing other stuff... bah and humbug.
(arrangedletters is not a daily mail reader..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

KABLAMMO

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:36, archived)

PISSFAYCE

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)

OH THE HUMANITY

( mofaha sitting quietly, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)

I couldn't contain my hatred for his jaundiced face..
..so I put a bullet right where it counted.

Edit: Woo! Great style :)
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:27, archived)

reminds me of my breakfast this morning
only less blood.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 18:33, archived)