NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - DAVID ICKE


It's David Icke's birthday this week, so what better gift than a whole seven days dedicated to his crackpot conspiracy ramblings? Just who IS ruling the world, and what do they plan to do with it? Open up Photoshop and show us the wonderful world of David Icke.

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
( Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:35, archived)

I am
it's going to be a Centerparcs.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

oh christ
this'll be good

right, football tiem
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

Don't break yourself.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

hello sexy pance
Hows the old life treating you?
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)

There you are!
It's alright, busy. You? How's your fine self?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

I'm grand ta.
Trying to escape the Rat race and go off on a wild adventure at the moment.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

How so?
That sounds exciting.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

A) save up loads of money until september
B)
C)
D) Have wild and crazy adventure
E)
F) Wake up in exotic location
G)
H) Maybe think about going back to rat race.
I)


I'm missing a few points but thats basically the plan.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

Have fun, chap. Don't get into trouble.
REMEMBER: inform the internet of all new information.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

b,c,e,g,i = DRINK

( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

Racist. Just because he's Scottish.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

yeah
Although, I might just bring some buckfast incase of emergency.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)

*shakes head*
You Scottish boys. There's nothing sexier, and nothing more frustrating.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

frustrating why?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

Not so much you, but t'other Dave
is extremely frustrating, but only because he's a wanker that knows exactly how to wind me up.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

there are other Daves?
I must find them and kill them highlander style, there can be only one.
( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

Nooo, don't kill my one.
Broon, silly.

My dad's a Dave too, but he's unstoppable so I don't fear for him.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

he is?
Didn't know that - that still doesnt explain why I keep reading his name as Lard Dave Draws
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Because he's hugely, frighteningly fat.
In the way that he's not at all, and is quite the slender minx.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

mooooobs!
speaking of boobs, girls and trampolines? good or bad?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

From the girl or spectator's PoV?
From the girls: bad. OW OW OW OW OW.

From the spectators: ooh. Yes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

ahh explains alot
I bought a trampoline from ebuyer for £9.99 :D boingy boingy boingy
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)

is it because I is fat?

( Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

yes
yes it is (lol u wish)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!
LATZIO!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

...I have no idea who that is
Yay!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

he's like catnippp but funny

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)

America isn't real
therefore catnipppp isn't real either
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Don't say that, I've got a vintage Star Trek t shirt coming from there.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

why not buy a new one?

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)

Because there's a lot to be said for things from the 70s, Archie.
*looks up and down*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)

yeah, but alas I'm not one of the better things produced in 1976

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

You make it very hard to flirt with you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)

I'd play hard to get, but I lost the instruction book

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

:-(
this is the worst 'fuck off, weird girl' I've ever got.

*mopes*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

*sympathy pokes*
;) cheer up m'dear.
you have red hair, and therefore have no need to flirt with me.
Why waste time on formalities?
( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

Score!

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

Result!

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

Sex with internet royalty, it can't get any better.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

it probably can't, but you'll have to make do with me

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

tut tut, you know you're the king.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

'king what?

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

'king reason.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

I'll take it :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:06, archived)

You should, it's a brill name.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

hahaha
*grabs you as you strop past*
( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)

I should strop more often.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)

I picture all this happening in a cowboy bar
people are shooting into the air and a piano is playing.
( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

That's my bordello, that is.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

awww
I don't even try anymore
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)

I said I had a headache...

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

hang about...
*crosses wires back*
*adjusts monocle*
I say!
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)

I have a headache...

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)

phew
*runs*
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)

'ere, COME BACK

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

america china
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

Nope. It's from a sci fi merch store that's shut down.
STTMP original.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)

He's off his bike is what he is

( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)

Just post lizards in pale blue shellsuits playing football with the queen and you've got it sorted

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

you seem to have missed the
'Just who IS ruling the world, and what do they plan to do with it'? part,
which is equally available to photoshop.
there need not be a turquoise shell suit in sight ;)

and don't worry, if word gets back, the web sheriff might be onto it before the end of the week ;)
( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)

All I get from David Icke is that he had some kind of minor stroke while watching V
and reading some discredited books and he's been allowed to carry on blindly without medical assistance ever since.
Its a bit sad.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

but he lives on the Isle of Wight
so he probably feels at home there...
( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

Kris Kristofferson and Boxcar Willie??????
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_icke


fuck he's more mental than I thought. OR IS THAT WHAT THEY JUST WANT US TO BELIEVE? HMM? HMM?
( Gruffi Savalas Ego amare equos. Optimum animalia., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)

I'm old enough to remember Boxcar Willie :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)

fuck yeah!

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)

*grassy knolls*
right, definitely football tiem
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Early WIN!

( Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

Shopped pics only please
:-D
( Hellzapoppin is feeling puntastic on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)

oh balls
I wanted Joes :(

If you wanted to chase Catnipppp off Archie you could have just sent him naked pictures of yourself like you do other people.
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)

joes would have been fairly funny, but there would have been an obscene amount of "didn't read the compo-itus"

(Tom_O'Bedlam http://www.zazzle.com/tomobedlam, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

I have no wish to chase anybody off.
It was the fact someone else mentioned it was Icke's Birthday today that got me thinking, considering he
has been such a well publicised person on b3ta of late.
And it's difficult giving those naked pictures to everyone, as not all are blessed with an A1 printer
*stomach like a lava lamp*
( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)

Hahaha
If he hasn't fled by now though, he never will.
Besides, B3ta reaches so many people and I firmly believe that is the reason he is here.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)

me too :-(
I dont know anything about david icke
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)

Well,
This is gonna be fun :)
( Ellie Bytes is back... again, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Poor Old David Icke
I bet if you read his gibberish as a metaphor it's probably every bit as accurate as some other thing.
( WormuIus Handsome, Gay, pædo, King of France, AIDS, Hitler, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

I guess it's a bit like reading the bible
some bits of it make sense, but then it goes off into the realm of the fucking insane
( Mushroom, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

he has his moments of stark, and logical clarity,
and then he has his books
( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)

mmmm, catnippp a go go, then

( Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)

Woo-hoo


.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 17:48, archived)

Almost half an hour has past
and not a tinfoil hat post in sight.
Have I wandered into a parallel universe?

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:03, archived)

everyone has realised they don't have any reposts for this,
so they'll have to make something new
( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)

But Catnipppp has generated enough picture replies
Shirley most suit this challenge?

I ain't complaining, btw

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)

you never do, 'Pot. :)
You well btw? Haven't spoken to you in a while.
( The Great Architect, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)

I have my moments, but not often
I am full of wellness, thanks.
Hope you are too :)

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:40, archived)

Bah
i think ill boycott this compo.

I know next to nothing about david icke (unlike the majority of the internets for some reason), so b3ta will fly right over my head in the coming 7 days
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 18:04, archived)