I got a letter from the government
The other day
Opened it and read it
It said they were suckers
They wanted me for their army or whatever
Picture me givin' a damn, I said never.
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Dekionplexis (Live) Dubtek Vs. Kriotek, Wed 6 May 2009, 20:36,
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O_o
I read
"I plan to rape you as well
with my phone"
but that's what you meant anyway, right?
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Zhmei 59 Months..., Wed 6 May 2009, 20:45,
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Don't listen to them
This is fucking genius. And I don't say "fucking" often, so you'd better be really fucking pleased I used that word on your picture. You fucking cunt.
p.s. swearing is actually really clever.
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salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:41,
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woo
i still chortle at this. top FP
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Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Fri 8 May 2009, 18:35,
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