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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

Haha
Needs more "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word"...
( Maximinimus: we can't rewind, we've gone too far, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

damn...

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:57, archived)

Ew!

( Joliet has some fucking Jaffa Cakes in her coat pocket!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

ah, ah, ah... no no no

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

ah ah ah didn't say the magic word
i may have to watch this again tonight
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

I had to justify spending five whole pounds
on the trilogy boxset to Lady S

Had to buy her Never Been Kissed to stop her whinning
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

my ladywoman bought me the Hitchcock boxed set for my birthday :)
she has very good film taste, the only downside is that I sometimes have to watch fucking Fellini movies
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

Mine has generally poor taste
but she is willing to watch just about anything I suggest, so I shouldn't complain too much
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

have you suggested watching 3 dogs shagging on next door's doorstep?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

...3?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

it's the pack instinct

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I hope doggers use that exact excuse.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Not yet... maybe if there's nothing on telly tonight
But she has New York Ripper, I Spit on Your Grave and Last house on the Left with no complaints, and actually enjoyed them.

And she doesn't make me watch Pride and Predjudice afterwards
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

ah ah ah didn't say the magic word

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)

This must be a Jurassic Park thing :(
*never seen it*
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:55, archived)

a friend of mine claims to have seen it 19 times at the cinema when it first came out :/

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

pretty good film i must say
cant believe it came out in 93,fuuuuck
(roryrattlehead http://wormgurgles.blogspot.com/, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

it was fucking amazing on the big screen
genuine turning point in the use of CG.
Not the action sequences, just that first pan across the valley/lake, Amazing
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

^this

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

100% truth.
right there.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Tron was better ?

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Tron was fucking amazing
I'm hoping Tron 2 won't disappoint (but I know it will).
( Maximinimus: we can't rewind, we've gone too far, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Tron2?
How about the whole main board come over and shit into your eyes for 90mins. the plot will be better and you wont cry so much afterwards.
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

But Jeff Bridges is going to be in it!

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

And the director has done some awesome stuff*
*The hummer ad, for instance, on his website:

www.josephkosinski.com/main.html
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

Everyone has to start somewhere though

( Maximinimus: we can't rewind, we've gone too far, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

:D
Do you not think that's cool?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Yes his adverts are very good
The mad world gears of war one really made me want to buy the game when it was on the tellybox.
( Maximinimus: we can't rewind, we've gone too far, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

That's acE!

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

He won us a bunch of awards
for the GOW and Halo stuff he's done, so I guess I *officially* have to think he's good.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

hahahaha
toe the company line ...
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Mortgage slave 'n all...
I'm sorry

*hangs head in shame*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

Looking at his Filmography he's had rather a good run of it.
What does he play in Tron2? ObsoleteUser Ver0.7

The older guy teaches a young hacker how it was done back in is day.
A twist that ultimately saves the day?
(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

Only 15 minutes of CG in Tron
most of it is hand drawn and painted
( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

I alway thought the Genesis effect (1982) was a good cgi shot.

(waxdart ComedyCafe - Stormed it last night :), Thu 7 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

Ah yes, that was pretty amazing, given the vintage.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

Indeed
though at the ime, I preferred Last Action hero, and resisited Jurassic Park for weeks claiming a massive injustice had been done.

then I watched JP and realsied I was a fool
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

Last Action Hero, now you're talking.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

I thought that filum was great.
Some arch product placement, as well.

Plus automatic bonus for Charles Dance.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

"HELLO! I'VE JUST SHOT SOMEONE!"
"I DID IT ON PURPOSE!"
"I SAID I HAVE JUST KILLED A MAN AND I WISH TO CONFESS!"
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

*LOL*
yes indeed.....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

If god was a criminal, he'd be me

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

I think it's a cracking film
Hudson Hawk too... imagining Andi MacDowell is played by someone with talent
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Hahahaha :D
Hudson Hawk's one of my favourite films.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

I saw it 3 times at the cinema
the T-rex bit in the rain and the raptor VS t-rex fight at the end still give me awesomes.
(taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I managed to see that in Detroit with a tall, stunning 16 year old blonde called Candi
/~Trufax, and I was also 16 at the time

Why am I telling you this? Hell, I'm telling everyone!
( The Great Architect, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

*sits on hands, firmly shuts mouth and waggles eyebrows in consternation*

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Yeah, the /talk people have already gone wild over this fact.
I don't care. It looks shit. I'd only watch it to perv at Goldblum and I can do that elsewhere.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Laura Dern

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:01, archived)

sam neil

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:02, archived)

not my type

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

Looks like the finest m-f transgender I've seen in some time.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

:(
I used to really fancy her when I was younger.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

I used to fancy Chesney Hawk.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

he is the one and only though.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

I'll put my hand up to this one too.
- especially in Wild at Heart...
( enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

I watched that the other night for the first time in years
She is nice but far too thin.

I'd rather shag Nic Cage in that film... if I had to, y'know
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:20, archived)

I think I'd rather shag Bruce Dern
than Nic Cage...if I had to.

edit: I'd better stop posting, or that will be my random quote, for sure...
( enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

wild at heart
say no more
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

She's still got a face like a cupboard.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:05, archived)

a sexy cupboard

( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

Really not my type.
She's very plain, to me. Except the Coulthardy bits.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

ner...
well... Goldblum looks like a bit of stretched gristle with an oversized adam's apple.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

He's very indicative of my type.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

big confused loljews?

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Yes. I only fuck my own people.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

haha
I was just describing Goldblum, nothing more.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

^ this.... oh yes, this.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

yes, indeed.
that film formed a significant part of my teenage years. I still don't think I've watched it all the way through, or with audible volume.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

^
downstairs in front of the video with the lights off
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

demi moore - striptease
not sure i have any idea of the plot though
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

oh, yes...
you beat me to it.
( enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

i can see the usual "its got fucking dinosaurs in it" reasoning isn't going to work here.
oh well. I've never seen hellraiser 2
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

It's got fucking cenobites in it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

exactly
have you seen thank you for smoking yet? i rewatched it the other night, really fun movie
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

No. Was I meant to?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

not that I know of. but if you're ever in the mood for looking at aaron eckhart's strangely compelling massive face, it's fun

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

I forget who that is.
Sorry, I'm really fucked off now so I might be a bit short with you.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

oh... ok
never mind then
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

No talk, I just might be a bit humourless.
Who is he?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

two face in batman?

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

OH

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

with the proper lantern jaw

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

is that the Aaron Eckhart filum?
Edit: It appears it is... :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:11, archived)

it is indeed.

( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

It's quite good, but has a slightly muddled plot
I actually like most of the Hellraiser films in one way or another
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

I've not seen any of the hellraisers.
they look really shite.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

i've seen the first one and thought it was alright.
not really my cup of horror tea though. not enough bruce cambell
( Tom O'Bedlam Fuck Boom Rapist, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

What are they even about?
Other than a bloke having acupuncture.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

if you open the puzzle box
demons come out of the walls and fuck/rape/pierce/tease/tear/stimulate you to death

if you're lucky
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

That's about the size of it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:21, archived)

That's nice.
But what's the film about?
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

That's what happens whenever someone challenges me to a game of Uno.

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

^
the first one is genuinely creepy, but they get sillier and sillier until 4 which is essentially Hellraiser meets Red Dwarf. I can't remember if it's 6 or 7 which is a direct sequel to the first one (and quite satisfies in that regard) but 8 with Lance Henriksson is really disappointing.
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

4 was fucking terrible.
1 and 2 are the best, 2 being my favourite for reasons unknown even to me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

Found it on imdb - number 6: Hellseeker is worth a look too
www.imdb.com/title/tt0274546/

a surprisingly good sequel
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

Oooh I've not seen that.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I've watched them all so that you don't have to
but I'd recommend this one
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

Noted, thanks poppet.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

eh? there's Hellraiser 8?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

yes
in which "Hellraiser" is an online video game and all the kids who play it go to a big house for a party, but the dad of their friend who killed himself...nah, it's too ridiculous to even explain
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

Nice one...
and has also given me an idea...

*runs to gaz*
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

It's a UNIX system! I know this!
*hacks*
( enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

*greps*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:03, archived)

*had to look that one up
as doesn't really know Unix*
( enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)

*gawks*

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

*troffs*

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:12, archived)

*sags*

( enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

*bashes*

( spacefish is imaginary oh, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:17, archived)

*fingers*
this could go on at least until teatime
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

*kills*
yep!
( enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

*awks*
that hurt by brainbox remembering that
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

Hahahha!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

Dodgeson!
We've got Dodgeson here!!
( M3rx Winky winky bum bum poo poo titty titty!, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:06, archived)

Fabulous, sir.
*clicks*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock exo-politician, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:10, archived)

woo!
that scene is so much more awesome in the book :)
( Hol[]y - bumnipplebumnipplebumnipple, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

hahaha :)

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:38, archived)