This actually exists

I just took the piss

From the Reinventing The Wheel challenge. See all 168 entries (closed)

( WiL can take it all!, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Pffffft, I bet they all ready have that in development
I'll pop this in here, a repost from yesterday afternoon

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Oh no, these motherfuckers really do exist!
www.gizmodude.com/appliances/
about the 5th down...
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Why hell would you want that?

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I feel the same way, and yet
every working bloke I know has something similar proudly displayed in his bathroom.

And a buzzing toothbrush.

Tis the dawning of the age of the expensive pointlessly buzzing grooming product apparently.

Next: Combs...
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

This gives me the fear.
Though I suspect that that's what it's supposed to do.
( An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

Yay, good :D
It is pure evil, it is for some thing that I am writing at the moment
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

hahahah!
Bean man approves.


(Octo , Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

That's no Beanman
www.captainbeany.com/
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

I need one of those now!!!!!!
Ning All!

( Whato_Jeeves there is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

oooooo;
that's hardcore man, really hardcore
( Floppy Donkey CZARS!, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Hahaha!
Thanks for restoring my confidence in my own grossly unsightly beard.
( Sea Tramp rattled David Cameron with Shakira wolf ringtone, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

weeeeeeeeeeeee!

( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show 'n flaunt ya on, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:34, archived)

Haha!
Thats how it should be done :)
( Whato_Jeeves there is Sauerkraut in my Lederhosen, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:38, archived)

Ha!
I would have stopped at the 2 bladed Sensor Excel, but someone bought me the 3 bladed "Mach 3".

I am a slave to Gillete
( Colonel Dracula Is not as think as you drunk I am, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

I always thought the pointless vibration was for your other half
So she gets pleasure and blunts the fucker by shaving her legs while you are out.
( Maximinimus: I can assure you, I mean you no harm, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

thinking about being done three ways
by Tiger Woods, Thierry Henry and Roger Federer?
( twig has new glasses, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

I don't want it
/superior bearded air.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 14 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Beards FTW!

( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

These:
www.makingthemodernworld.org.uk/everyday_life/img/IM.0884_zp.jpg
are all I ever use!

I've always felt the above type to be for folks with more money than sense...
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Can't use razors, as my beard is too course, even when I've had a hot flannel on it
So I have to use an electric razor
( Earl Otterby Goodbye and no thanks for the fish, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

It's not a pointless buzz
you're just not using it in the right way.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

I am NOT sticking it THERE!

( WiL can take it all!, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Bet you've contemplated it.
I'm going for a cigarette, because I'm awesome like that.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

Well I am NOW!
;)
( WiL can take it all!, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

hehe
send it to Reggie Perrin V2
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Thu 14 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

Reminds me of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJSlRyQfho4
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:13, archived)