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# What's really good witcha?


Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower wit my bitch Maria. 95 pounds, 5'3 and has the body of a goddess.[She just blew me, **** was SO cash].know how I pulled her? Being a real man, something you nerds don't know **** about. All you know about is books, while I'm out in da club poppin' bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the lushest breezies in Jersey.

Did I **** that skank in the shower just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And she wouldn't dare cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, bitch.

You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, I roll out with my boys 5 nights a week, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up in da club, bitches can't wait for the Alphabet ['cos i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it] to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties.

I am the hottest guy any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 and do 500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick's the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to **** wit a real boss, not a chump change loser like you. Just playin', you ain't even got a girl. All you got is Warhammer. You play that ****, imma be playin' wit girls tits in da club.

Don't be hatin' bro', Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Captain of the football team, have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you pussies under the table.. What sports do you do, other than "professionally not getting laid"? I also get straight A's. Dang, you wish you were me! **** aint gonna happen son, you're all wastes of good air who should just kill yourselves.

On the grind.

-Romero the Champ
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Yeah 4chan copypasta isn't welcome here
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Oh dear *grabs keys*
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
#
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
The tentacles of the Giant Squid and Colossal Squid are particularly formidable, having powerful suckers and pointed teeth at the ends of the tentacle. The teeth of the Giant Squid resemble bottle caps, and function like small, circular saws; while the tentacles of the Colossal Squid wield two long rows of swiveling, tri-pointed hooks.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Well, shit.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
Snails are another class of Mollusca. They have far less elaborate tentacles than the Cephalopods. Pulmonate land snails usually have two sets of tentacles on the head: the upper pair have an eye at the end; the lower pair are for olfaction. Both pairs are fully retractable. Some marine snails such as the abalone and the top snails, Trochidae have numerous small tentacles around the edge of the mantle. These are known as pallial tentacles.

Cnidarians, which include among others the jellyfishes, are another phylum with many tentaculated specimens. Cnidarians often have huge numbers of cnidocytes on their tentacles. Cnidocytes are cells containing a coiled thread-like structure called a nematocyst, which can be fired at potential prey.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
#
To begin with, excessive water kills about 75 percent of all rhododendrons purchased. Rhododendrons are fibrous, shallow rooted plants that need good drainage to perform well. Historically, gardeners have been told to dig a hole twice as wide and twice as deep as the root ball. After the hole is completed put the plant in the hole and back-fill it with a mixture of peat, soil and other amendments. Many rhododendrons die from this guidance.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
It is also clear that the subgraphs T and H in such a case are uniquely determined in
any resulting graph G. Also the incidence structure I with a row for each vertex x ∈ H
and a column for each vertex y ∈ T and noting an edge connecting x to y by the entry
1 in the corresponding place of I is unique. Therefore we have the homomorphism σ
mapping G onto (T , H, I ). Thus, we may first find all degree sequences b and c and
having constructed the corresponding subgraphs find the possible incidence structures
I to form the required graphs G
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Trudat
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I'm actually a bit gutted about those rhododendrons, truth be told
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I know, I know
but let's try to find a positive in all this and move on.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# fucking shitty rhodadendons!
sounds like some japanese movie baddie
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
#
Reading is made too easy nowadays, with cheap paper editions and
free libraries. A man does not appreciate at its full worth the
thing that comes to him without effort. Who now ever gets the thrill
which Carlyle felt when he hurried home with the six volumes of
Gibbon's "History" under his arm, his mind just starving for want
of food, to devour them at the rate of one a day? A book should be
your very own before you can really get the taste of it, and unless
you have worked for it, you will never have the true inward pride
of possession.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# "thanks for listening"
heehee
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I didn't like it
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Some kid
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Barnaby.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Dear John
I have just discovered you have a girlfriend on the side. As MissBallunatic, this is unacceptable. You will find all your belongings outside the flat, the locks are changed. Do not pass go, do not collect 200.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Delicious copypasta?
No thanks, I'm not fucking hungry.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Woop Woop
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# you don't even speak English!
wtf?
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hey dont be hattin bro
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I don't know, I like the phrase "pimp mitts". If only / had pimp mitts...
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# It's what pimps wear
on a cold december evening.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# So long as they attached through a length of elastic running through the pimp's sleeves, I'm content.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# A length of fat gold chain I shouldn't wonder
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# they even got a length of you slap string, fo dem keepin dem bitches in line, yo
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hello
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hello
*waves*
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hiya!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Good evening
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# afternoon sir
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Oh oh the sun's going down?
They mostly come out at night, mostly.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hi
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# oh howdy there little partner
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Oh, hello
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *waves*
hi little guy
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Why hello there
*reaches for fruit knife*
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Is that one of those little lumps of adipose fat guys
from Dr. Who?
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# dude!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# mate!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Well, that's me told.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Don't listen to him
fc01.deviantart.com/fs45/f/2009/088/b/7/Misa_at_Memorabilia_by_ManMisa2009.jpg

a pretty girl like you can do better than him *wink*
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I wasn't ever going to use that again, but it is a necessity in this case)


awwww, looks like your account has been deleted... What a crying shame.

Take care now, bye-bye then!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Yeah, nobody here knows about 4chan.
Good job dumbass.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I've just had to google it
:S
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# 4chan.
The used tampon of the internet.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# To be fair
It's only the one board on there thats the source of most of this bile.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Don't go all clansoul on us now
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Clansoul is a fucking cunt.
He rapes the internet, and leaves it an empty husk.
(, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# you look
like you just shit yourself.

Did you just shit yourself when that picture was taken.

Thing is - we all have massive penises here so don't need to brag about anything else...
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Even the women here have huge dicks.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# True
My wang is immense.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Mine is the size of a cucumber
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# If
you say what he has attempted to write in an arnie schwarzenegger voice, it is quite funny.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# A .312 batting average?
God, you're awful at cricket!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Ha ha !
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# God you're an ugly cunt
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# That's not really him you idiot.
That's me.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Well get your teeth fixed
and stop wearing grey velveteen
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Yes yes I thought so.
You want me. You want me real bad.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Again? Oh go on then
I can't work out if the soldier on the left is a fat fucker
or if his thighboots have 'wings'
www.b3ta.com/board/9456487
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Gravity is much stronger just there.
They're all being squashed down.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Dude! What do you bench, bro?
(and are your mitts pimp?)
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# If anything my mitts are TOO pimp.
I'm trying to unpimp them a bit.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Tune into "Unpimp My Mitts" at 8:30pm on BBC4.
Presented by Loyd Grossman and Kerry Katona.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Why am I looking at your life story?
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# pffft
er.. wut?
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# apparently
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I was "drinking some pussy under the table" earlier
By which I mean I was under the desk trying to see up the skirt of the girls opposite. Cock in hand in case I got lucky, I almost gave myself away as I glimpsed a spder's leg and shot hot filth all over her shoe.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# You glimpsed James Spader's leg?
Hot
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Phwoar, I wish!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I wish I was you.
You seem like a really amazing chap. Clever and sporty. Wow, what a combination.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Dude, You NEED a work out


Yo jus a skinnyass mutha, aint neva gonna score, your gay, yeh thats it
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# why is there a pic of a homosexual with lots of text?
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# It's an old photo of a NJ guido, I think
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I think you're right
though I personally dislike the term.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# What do you prefer to be called?
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# That all maybe so
but you could not drink me under the table and that I know for a fact
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# o-O
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# read them
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Yey...
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hello Romero
What did you have for your tea? I'm only asking as you appear to have your head so far up your faggoty
arse you must be able to see the contents of your stomach. What sport do I do? Well normally I don't mention it,
but seeing as you ask, I'm a 7th Degree Black Belt in Karate. You lift weights eh? Cor, wowzer.
I bet your SO pumped you can hardly clap you moron. Oh and by the way, stop buying your T-shirts from Mothercare
they don't fit. Have fun on 'Planet You', oh and kiss my arse :D
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# If I had a cock like yours....
.....I wouldn't need to bother with women. I could suck myself off without leaving my computer. xx

(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# he could bum himself if his cock was big enough
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# If you came up to me in 'da' club
And started playing with my tits...

I'd fucking stab you in your salad drawer.
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I read all that and there wasn't even a punchline.
:(
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *clicks I Like This*
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# ahahahhahaaa
He has caught gay!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Please!!!
Make this the next image challenge!
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# man,...are you in the wrong place!...
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# The only retort to this is an old chinese saying, it goes like this.
chaiacb acibhacibah cbiahb iah bacihb caibh acib hacibh acibh acibch aicah iah bciah bacibh acibh acibh acibh acibch aibach cia hbacibh caibh caibh acbch aibh acib achib cap piss off twat chaobiabhaichca icah bcaih baciobh acio
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# cash, that's clutch

Real men use real words, and certainly not ***** you reeking pissface
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Syncubus?
(, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:01, archived)