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# What's really good witcha?


Had a few things I wanted to say before I hit the gym this morning. First of all, I just got out of the shower wit my bitch Maria. 95 pounds, 5'3 and has the body of a goddess.[She just blew me, **** was SO cash].know how I pulled her? Being a real man, something you nerds don't know **** about. All you know about is books, while I'm out in da club poppin' bottles and cheating on my bitch every night with the lushest breezies in Jersey.

Did I **** that skank in the shower just a minute ago? You know i did, it was clutch. And she wouldn't dare cheat on a greek god looking specimen like myself, I give it her good, all day, every day. Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend. Know what I'm saying? Face, bitch.

You chumps make me sick, hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks, I roll out with my boys 5 nights a week, the chicks can't resist my bangin' guns. When I walk up in da club, bitches can't wait for the Alphabet ['cos i'm the ALPHA male and you can BET on it] to wrap his pimp mitts around their titties.

I am the hottest guy any of you will ever have the privilege of being amongst. I bench 240 and do 500 sit-ups a day. My abs are hard as a rock and my dick's the size of a cucumber. When I walk down the street I can smell your girlfriend's pussy getting wet. She wants to **** wit a real boss, not a chump change loser like you. Just playin', you ain't even got a girl. All you got is Warhammer. You play that ****, imma be playin' wit girls tits in da club.

Don't be hatin' bro', Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. Captain of the football team, have a .312 batting average (not that you fags even know what that means), and can drink all of you pussies under the table.. What sports do you do, other than 'professionally not getting laid'? I also get straight A's. Dang, you wish you were me! **** aint gonna happen son, you're all wastes of good air who should just kill yourselves.

On the grind.

-Romero the Champ
(Romero, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Oh dear *grabs keys*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:48, archived)
#
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
(Ballunatic, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
The tentacles of the Giant Squid and Colossal Squid are particularly formidable, having powerful suckers and pointed teeth at the ends of the tentacle. The teeth of the Giant Squid resemble bottle caps, and function like small, circular saws; while the tentacles of the Colossal Squid wield two long rows of swiveling, tri-pointed hooks.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Well, shit.
(Ballunatic, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
Snails are another class of Mollusca. They have far less elaborate tentacles than the Cephalopods. Pulmonate land snails usually have two sets of tentacles on the head: the upper pair have an eye at the end; the lower pair are for olfaction. Both pairs are fully retractable. Some marine snails such as the abalone and the top snails, Trochidae have numerous small tentacles around the edge of the mantle. These are known as pallial tentacles.

Cnidarians, which include among others the jellyfishes, are another phylum with many tentaculated specimens. Cnidarians often have huge numbers of cnidocytes on their tentacles. Cnidocytes are cells containing a coiled thread-like structure called a nematocyst, which can be fired at potential prey.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# :(
(Ballunatic, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
#
To begin with, excessive water kills about 75 percent of all rhododendrons purchased. Rhododendrons are fibrous, shallow rooted plants that need good drainage to perform well. Historically, gardeners have been told to dig a hole twice as wide and twice as deep as the root ball. After the hole is completed put the plant in the hole and back-fill it with a mixture of peat, soil and other amendments. Many rhododendrons die from this guidance.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
#
It is also clear that the subgraphs T and H in such a case are uniquely determined in
any resulting graph G. Also the incidence structure I with a row for each vertex x ∈ H
and a column for each vertex y ∈ T and noting an edge connecting x to y by the entry
1 in the corresponding place of I is unique. Therefore we have the homomorphism σ
mapping G onto (T , H, I ). Thus, we may first find all degree sequences b and c and
having constructed the corresponding subgraphs find the possible incidence structures
I to form the required graphs G
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Trudat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I'm actually a bit gutted about those rhododendrons, truth be told
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I know, I know
but let's try to find a positive in all this and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# fucking shitty rhodadendons!
sounds like some japanese movie baddie
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
#
Reading is made too easy nowadays, with cheap paper editions and
free libraries. A man does not appreciate at its full worth the
thing that comes to him without effort. Who now ever gets the thrill
which Carlyle felt when he hurried home with the six volumes of
Gibbon's "History" under his arm, his mind just starving for want
of food, to devour them at the rate of one a day? A book should be
your very own before you can really get the taste of it, and unless
you have worked for it, you will never have the true inward pride
of possession.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# "thanks for listening"
heehee
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Some kid
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Barnaby.
(Ballunatic, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Dear John
I have just discovered you have a girlfriend on the side. As MissBallunatic, this is unacceptable. You will find all your belongings outside the flat, the locks are changed. Do not pass go, do not collect £200.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# Delicious copypasta?
No thanks, I'm not fucking hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9456774
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Woop Woop
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# you don't even speak English!
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hey dont be hattin bro
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I don't know, I like the phrase "pimp mitts". If only / had pimp mitts...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# It's what pimps wear
on a cold december evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# So long as they attached through a length of elastic running through the pimp's sleeves, I'm content.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# A length of fat gold chain I shouldn't wonder

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# they even got a length of you slap string, fo dem keepin dem bitches in line, yo
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hello
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# hiya!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# Good evening
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# afternoon sir
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Oh oh the sun's going down?
They mostly come out at night, mostly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# hi
(schrumpfen, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# oh howdy there little partner
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Oh, hello
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# *waves*
hi little guy
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Why hello there
*reaches for fruit knife*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Is that one of those little lumps of adipose fat guys
from Dr. Who?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 19 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
# dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# mate!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I wasn't ever going to use that again, but it is a necessity in this case)


awwww, looks like your account has been deleted... What a crying shame.

Take care now, bye-bye then!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Yeah, nobody here knows about 4chan.
Good job dumbass.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I've just had to google it
:S
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# 4chan.
The used tampon of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# To be fair
It's only the one board on there thats the source of most of this bile.
(Ballunatic, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Don't go all clansoul on us now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Clansoul is a fucking cunt.
He rapes the internet, and leaves it an empty husk.
(Ballunatic, Wed 20 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
# you look
like you just shit yourself.

Did you just shit yourself when that picture was taken.

Thing is - we all have massive penises here so don't need to brag about anything else...
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Even the women here have huge dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# True
My wang is immense.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Mine is the size of a cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# If
you say what he has attempted to write in an arnie schwarzenegger voice, it is quite funny.


(I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# A .312 batting average?
God, you're awful at cricket!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
# God you're an ugly cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:53, archived)
# That's not really him you idiot.
That's me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Well get your teeth fixed
and stop wearing grey velveteen
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Yes yes I thought so.
You want me. You want me real bad.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Again? Oh go on then
I can't work out if the soldier on the left is a fat fucker
or if his thighboots have 'wings'
www.b3ta.com/board/9456487
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Gravity is much stronger just there.
They're all being squashed down.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Dude! What do you bench, bro?
(and are your mitts pimp?)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# If anything my mitts are TOO pimp.
I'm trying to unpimp them a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# Why am I looking at your life story?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# pffft
er.. wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:54, archived)
# apparently
his dick's the size of a cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I was "drinking some pussy under the table" earlier
By which I mean I was under the desk trying to see up the skirt of the girls opposite. Cock in hand in case I got lucky, I almost gave myself away as I glimpsed a spder's leg and shot hot filth all over her shoe.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# You glimpsed James Spader's leg?
Hot
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Phwoar, I wish!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I wish I was you.
You seem like a really amazing chap. Clever and sporty. Wow, what a combination.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Dude, You NEED a work out


Yo jus a skinnyass mutha, aint neva gonna score, your gay, yeh thats it
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:59, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:08, archived)
# why is there a pic of a homosexual with lots of text?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:00, archived)
# It's an old photo of a NJ guido, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I think you're right
though I personally dislike the term.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# What do you prefer to be called?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# That all maybe so
but you could not drink me under the table and that I know for a fact
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:01, archived)
# o-O
Part 1:- images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/45/Buttpasta1.gif

Part 2:- images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/2/23/Buttpasta2.gif
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:02, archived)
# read them
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Yey...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:06, archived)
# Hello Romero
What did you have for your tea? I'm only asking as you appear to have your head so far up your faggoty
arse you must be able to see the contents of your stomach. What sport do I do? Well normally I don't mention it,
but seeing as you ask, I'm a 7th Degree Black Belt in Karate. You lift weights eh? Cor, wowzer.
I bet your SO pumped you can hardly clap you moron. Oh and by the way, stop buying your T-shirts from Mothercare
they don't fit. Have fun on 'Planet You', oh and kiss my arse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# If I had a cock like yours....
.....I wouldn't need to bother with women. I could suck myself off without leaving my computer. xx



(doogle i've got maddy, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:09, archived)
# he could bum himself if his cock was big enough
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# If you came up to me in 'da' club
And started playing with my tits...

I'd fucking stab you in your salad drawer.
(Wheezy Luv-ah is pootling about on, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I read all that and there wasn't even a punchline.
:(
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# *clicks I Like This*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# ahahahhahaaa
He has caught gay!
(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Please!!!
Make this the next image challenge!
(Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Tue 19 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# man,...are you in the wrong place!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# The only retort to this is an old chinese saying, it goes like this.
chaiacb acibhacibah cbiahb iah bacihb caibh acib hacibh acibh acibch aicah iah bciah bacibh acibh acibh acibh acibch aibach cia hbacibh caibh caibh acbch aibh acib achib cap piss off twat chaobiabhaichca icah bcaih baciobh acio
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# cash, that's clutch

Real men use real words, and certainly not ***** you reeking pissface
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# Syncubus?
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:01, archived)