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[challenge entry] Ning! I think I just found my place in this compo:

extra points if anyone can think of a suitable exclamation for him!

Previously

From the Shatner! challenge. See all 361 entries (closed)

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# It's just a scream
He has fire hole after eating (what he thought was) the vindaloo buffet in 3rd class.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Fire hole?
Oh, you mean ring-sting. That's the term we medical professionals use. It's called that in Henry Gray's 'Anatomy of the Human Body'.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)
# hahahaha this worked fine as a still image
but you had to go the extra mile and cause the beer/monitor contact, thanks :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# ;)
I do try...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! ..wil, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# BEER?
i's not even quarter past nine!!!

ah - go on then...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# 'I'M.........THE KING.OF...... THE WORLD'
(and I'm gonna be....high....as a kite...by then)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:13, archived)
# nings cap!
are there any upcoming issues of kuzimu soon? :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)
# We're working on it.
They take months and months and months, he's full time employed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# *dances in hot pants*
captain my captain
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Sup?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# just chillin
little bit of illin

your fine self?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# Fucked off with work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# this is one of the primary purposes of work
a good close personal friend of mine just started as a grave digger this week and it seems like one of the best jobs ever (the way he tells it)... I think mostly because it' snot in an office and because the people he works with are old and wise and not tossers...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Open air
peace and quiet, beautiful surroundings...

Sounds idyllic.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Oooh God, I'd love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)
# yes
and it pays well too... no internet though
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I live across the road from the graveyard though
I could go home for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:33, archived)
# kaaaaaaaahn?
he looks like his just shat himself
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I would suggest:
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant you just fucking fall in?
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# I bet that's his mid-coitus face
Winslett obviously loves it
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# bloody hacking bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Hockey practice didn't go well, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Oh my...
Your painted portraits are superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# how hacked what in the who now?
nings bobs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
# YEAH - knob_cunts the lot of them!
what are we angry about?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)
# te fall of society, the collapse of civilisation, and the fact that Pop Tarts arn't in the supermarkets anymore
nings prof!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:19, archived)
# Pop tarts are vile.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# but they were such a novelty... Putting something that's not bread into the toaster, and it had so much sugar, it could keep me going for a whole hour without the need for snacking
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# You can get those same feelings
by putting things that aren't usually fried in a deep-fat fryer.

Cucumber is suprisingly nice deep fried.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)
# nings Steven
... maybe I'm in the wrong place to boldly admit this - I thought Pop Tarts were the biggest load of shan ever put forwards as a 'breakfast'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I dont think I ever ate on at 'breakfast'
great post-pub though
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:23, archived)
# no
no no no no no

cardboard and jam smothered with pink icing and sprinkles is not good food.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Strawberry nutrigrain bars are basically pop-tarts without the icing and a slightly different shape.
Otherwise, you could recreate your favourite pop-tart memories using nutrigrains.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
ace-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:17, archived)
# *sniff, sniff*
AAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH

[after having followed through mid coitus]
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:20, archived)
# haha
"Who put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale?"
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:21, archived)
# haha
love it.

No words needed - seems like a simple and wordless expression of rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:42, archived)