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From the Unlikely iPhone Apps challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

Has anyone ever told you
you have a massive anus

/chatupline
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:43, archived)

.
iNus?

if your australian, i imagine it works? :S
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

It does!
shame no god words start ˈeɪ
( gaijintendo ITS IN THE HOUSE, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

haha!
also: iHipReplacement?
( enceladus, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:45, archived)

Hahahaha!

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:46, archived)

hehe
iSlipped
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

Hahahah
Nice hip replacement.
( Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:47, archived)

i was telephoning my wife before i got in the shower
and i slipped on the rug and fell backwards... yes, that's it

the condom? I have NO idea
( mictoboy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:48, archived)

=P

(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:49, archived)

I bet A&E departments see this more often than gets reported

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:51, archived)

I have first-hand stories
that would make your eyes bleed.

They would probably lose their impact if told on an internet messageboard, so I won't tell them just now.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:52, archived)

but I've already taken my trousers off

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

first-hand?
you know someone who's jammed stuff like that up their arse?
( mictoboy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:54, archived)

Second-hand, third-hand, whatever.
I know one particular story about somebody ramming something up their privates that was told to me while I was driving along a motorway. I involuntarily tried to cross my legs - this is not advisable while you're doing 80mpg in a Renault 19.
( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:59, archived)

i wouldn't advise doing anything in a renault 19
:)
( mictoboy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:01, archived)

In my defence, it was 1998 and it was my first car.

( The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

what if your fuel consumption is higher than that?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

AS an ex paramedic
There were aLOT of people who checked in to hospital ER for stuff like that
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

Even the crims are doing it
www.theregister.co.uk/2009/06/18/mobe_smuggle_fail/
(Sonny_Jim Kirkladn has a small penis, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I LIKE THIS.
..and I'm pop culture, JMG!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17, archived)

I think he's got a call


Hope you don't mind, I couldn't resist
( masakatsu, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:44, archived)

Big
Kitchen lol by myself drinking wine.
(spazzcaptain May post something useful in the near future, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56, archived)