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# Mariella Frostrup is E.T.'s bastard child with Dot Cotton.
Visually and audibly.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Oh, I don't know...

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:52, archived)
# for some reason I'm compelled to say
"wrong'un"

innit
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:02, archived)
# And you'd be right to say/think that.

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:05, archived)
# \o/

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:06, archived)
# ^This
{:D
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 22:03, archived)
# so its not just me then

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Don't worry, you'll always be their favourite son.

/too easy
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
Harsh, but funny....
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I'd better stop before I start thinking of imaginary celebrity parents people might have.
I can do it quite well, and it's a great way to lose friends.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:03, archived)
# hehehe...
Yep, I can imagine.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Oh oh oh oh do me.

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:07, archived)
# But I've never met you and I've only ever seen one photo of you!
Your nose reminds me of somebody else's nose, but I can't work out whose. I would probably think of somebody with a nose and somebody else with hair.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)
# You mean, you think you've never met me.
I've met you. I've been watching.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:17, archived)
# Nose... hair...
You're the bastard offspring of Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson.
(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I've never been so offended. Consider our relationship over.

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Re-SULT!

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:23, archived)
# You don't mean that.

(, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 21:25, archived)