My choice of computer affects you directly and is definately something to get worked up about.

( Mu, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:00, archived)

yes
(smug linux bastard)
( awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:03, archived)

im not clever enough for
linux
( FIEND, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:05, archived)

They are fucking pretenders.
Amiga Workbench 4 life bro.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:27, archived)

word
(not microsoft)
( awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:30, archived)

YEAH BOY!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:40, archived)

Pffft
I'm using 2.04, you luddite.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

I don't know or care why you are smug about your chosen operating system.
It's not as if you wrote it yourself. That would be something to be smug about, rather than being smug about something someone else has made. You've done nothing of particular merit.
( Mu, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:09, archived)

i
dont understand any of them but i has an internets, thats all i need for keep me happies :D
( awsm! namaste bitches, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

MY COMPUTER COULD KICK YOUR COMPUTER'S ASS!

( 2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:11, archived)

Hell yeah! You and your 12 character keyboard aren't gonna take no crap from no alphabet!
You make your own rules!
( Mu, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:13, archived)

I DON'T NEED ALPHABETS, I HAVE A GIANT ORANGE BUTTON THAT DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT
WHY AM I SHOUTING?
( 2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:19, archived)

because your keyboard has no [shift] or [caps lock] keys
:(
( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:20, archived)

:( LOOKS LIKE I WILL NEED TO UPGRADE IT
HOW MANY RAMS WILL THIS REQUIRE?
( 2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:24, archived)

7 Rams, a Ewe and 4 Nanny Goats.

( Mu, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:31, archived)

I would order a dozen traceroutes

( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:35, archived)

THANK YOU. WOULD IT ALSO BE POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GIVE ME TEH UPLOAD CODEZ?

( 2 Can Chunder Join Team b3ta, World Community Grid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 2:53, archived)

they cannot help you, they are in lower-case

( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 3:21, archived)